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Detective Toucan Sam sniffed the air. "It reeks of chocolate in here," he said as the sound of sirens approached.
"Yeah," said Agent Mister Peanut. "I'll never eat that shit again."
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Please vote, if you like. This was a fun one to write. I hope you enjoyed it.
PL
- COMMENTS
walkerlongover 8 years agoThis has a remarkably thorough cast of breakfast food characters. It could easily have been groan inducing, but was saved by some particularly sharp humor. I especially enjoyed Mrs. Butterworth reminiscing how thick and rich her late husband had been.
JKendallDaneover 8 years agoYou certainly milked this one for all it was worth. But to your credit, you did so without sugar-coating it or spoon-feeding us. It bowled me over enough to stop looking for the prize in the bottom of the box long enough to give it the five spoons up it deserves.
jaycoxover 8 years agoI couldn't begin to recall all the cereal characters. You must have access to a database of them, maybe Wikipedia? Very clever. I wish you well in the contest.
Kitist02over 8 years agoDespite my age, I didn't recognize some of your cereal/serial characters, and so missed part of your plot. That wasn't bad enough, but then you started pounding puns at us. I lost it entirely, not just the plot but my minuscule control over my laughter.
This was great, and I can see why you had fun writing it.
I'm still chuckling.
