Wife Wants a Hall Pass Ch. 26

I felt Linda take my cock in her hand just before I drifted off.

The next thing I knew, the pilot was announcing our descent into DFW. Forty-five minutes after that, we had left the airport VIA the north exit. I boosted Linda's little Toyota up to highway speed as we climbed the entry ramp to LBJ Freeway. We headed home.

We arrived at the ranch after only one stop. We bought sliced brisket at our favorite BBQ house in the little town of Lindsay.

As we drove home from there, I said, "We had a pretty eventful three and a half days. Do you feel like things are happening too fast?"

She answered, "I think too much is happening period and do you realize there was no extracurricular sex on the whole trip."

I asked, "Is it time to put the brakes on?"

She thought for a minute and said, "It's November and we broke our once-a-month rule. Too much happened on our trip. I think it would be good to take December off. The holidays can be for just family and us. My baby is coming home from school and he said he was bringing a friend. They will be here until after New Year's Day. It will be fun having two rambunctious boys on the place. I would like to have Uncle Gus over for steaks at least once. We could tell him to bring a date. Maybe he will bring Kay." She giggled.

I said, "That's a done deal. We will have nothing extracurricular during December. That will give us time to think about January. We might want to take that month just to be together after Mike and his friend leave."

In a moment I continued, "I would bet money that Mike's friend is a girl. Mike would have told us something about him if he were a boy. He intends to surprise us. If he plans for her to be here for two weeks, the relationship is serious. We may be about to meet our future daughter-in-law.

Linda giggled and said. "We'll see."

We arrived home and I parked in Linda's spot near the Kitchen entry. The house was open. Maria met us at the door. Maria is Linda's housekeeper and the wife of my ranch foreman.

I handed the BBQ to Maria and said, "Hi Maria. Please, make us some sandwiches. Linda and I are famished."

She said, "Oh Patron, I have dinner prepared for you and the Mistress. If you could have a drink and relax, I will have the beautiful steak for you in twenty minutes."

I said, "Fine, that's a better deal. I'll go make a drink. I took Linda to the den with me. Linda declined my offer of a glass of her wine. I took my Crown and rocks to my chair. Linda curled up on my lap and cuddled with me. She is so small. She feels like a child on my lap.

She said, "I'm glad to be home. Hold me."

I sipped my drink. Linda buried her head in the hollow of my shoulder and let me hold her.

Maria called us in less than twenty minutes. I walked into our dining room that we rarely use and the perfect Porter House steak lay sizzling on my plate. It was a full meal with trimmings. Maria had outdone herself again.

Maria excused herself, saying, "I must go now and cook for my husband and our children." She admonished Linda to leave everything when we finished our meal. She said, "I will clean everything tomorrow. It is my job."

The sunlight faded as we ate. I saw a bright star hanging just above the horizon. I said, "It's chilly outside and it's going to be a stary-stary night. When we finish, let's go sit in the hot tub."

Linda giggled. She said, "I know you just want to see me naked." Then she became serious. She said, "I am so glad we are at home. I am so glad that we are alone. I would love to be naked with you in the hot tub."

We finished our meal. Linda excused herself to the powder room and I went to the bar. I filled a bucket with ice and put a bottle of Linda's wine in it. I included two glasses and a jug of whiskey. I took these things to the pool area and placed them within arm's reach of the tub.

The air temperature was very chilly. I had to be fifty degrees or less. I looked at the tub's thermometer. The needle was resting at the one hundred, one-degree mark. I thought, "Perfect." I took my clothes off and quickly slipped into the warm water. It seemed very warm.

I settled down and looked up at the still darkening sky. There was no sign of the Moon but more stars had come into view. I wished I had turned off all the lights in the house before I came out.

The gods granted my wish. The lights started going out. The house was completely dark before Linda came through the door. She carried a small flashlight but she didn't need it. The glow of sunset was still on the horizon. There was still enough light for us to see.

She was wearing a fluffy terrycloth robe and nothing else except her pendant. She had two towels and a robe for me. She laid them on a lounge chair.

She looked at the bar I had set up next to the tub. She asked, "Are we going to get drunk?"

I replied, "We can if we want to." I paused and then said, "I want to see you naked."

She made no sound but she locked eyes with me. She began to move seductively and slowly removed her robe. She laid it on the chair and continued her dance. It was her imitation of a Middle Eastern, belly dance. She looked so sexy in the afterglow of day. I saw a single ray of light bounce off her necklace. Another trick of the light made her green eyes sparkle.

I had said that I wouldn't think of sex for a week after our tryst in the hotel this morning but the monster moved.

Soon, she walked down the stairs into the water with me. She had goosebumps.

She said, "It's too cold for the show to go on." She giggled and came to cuddle with me.

I thought, "Life is good." I poured wine for her and sipped my drink.

She said, "Let's do it."

I kissed her cheek and said, "Let's save it for later when we are in our warm dry bed."

Her giggle drifted through the night. She fondled my balls in her little hand and said, "Silly, I meant to get drunk. We haven't done that in a long time."

I drew her nearer to me and kissed her sweetly. I let my tongue slip into her mouth briefly. I laughed and said, "Okay."

I finished my drink in one gulp and poured my glass half-full of whiskey. Linda chugged her glass of wine and I refilled it for her. We did it again.

It didn't take long for the alcohol to affect me. I could feel the glow. I thought, "Linda is such a sweet drunk. She becomes soft and cuddly. She calls it, "Loverly." We acted like teenagers. We necked and she allowed me to feel her up.

We had another drink. I made mine lighter this time. I resolved to control the euphoria that I was feeling. I didn't want it to take me too far.

The sky had become very dark. Thousands of stars were visible now. The Milky Way splashed across the heavens diagonally in front of us. There was no moon. I held my wife in my arms and in my heart. I love her.

We sat and watched the sky for half an hour. We sometimes see shooting stars when we do this. We didn't see one.

Linda became a little frisky at first and then she became more aggressive. I knew we weren't going to make it to our soft, warm and dry bed. The monster stirred and began to swell. Linda stroked his length while she kissed me. I noticed how hard her nipples were, even in the warm water. I took one of them into my mouth. I sucked it. She purred.

My desire for her grew inside me. My ridged cock became a player. Linda sat facing me on my lap. She helped the monster find his way inside her. Penetration became complete. We stopped our motion and just held each other. Linda's pussy squeezed me and then relaxed around me. She did it again and then again. We continued our necking and feely-feely session. I no longer felt like a teenager. I felt like a grown man with a hard cock buried completely in his beautiful wife. I resolved to get drunk more often.

I outlasted Linda. She moved first, it was a slow orbital grind around the base of my cock. In a moment, she added a short withdrawal and a forceful thrust to the mix. "I thought, "The gods must love me to have given me this woman." I was moving closer to the edge.

Linda whispered in my ear. "I love you, Luke." There was a short pause in her speech as she fucked me. She continued, "Help me cum one time and then take me to our warm, dry bed." Her tempo increased and her strokes became longer. She kept fucking me. Her pussy was sucking me. I might as well have been in heaven.

She said, "I need to cum Luke. Help me."

I thrust into her hard as I gripped her hips and pulled her close to me. In a matter of seconds, we established a rhythm. We fucked each other hard.

She said, "Yes, yes, yes. Oh God yes, fuck me that way, Luke." She screamed FUCK-ME-Hard. Her orgasm was dangerously powerful. She kept screaming. She begged both God and me for help. Her pussy convulsed around me and tried to choke the monster.

I lost it. The monster jerked erratically and erupted without warning. My juices jumped from my body to take up residence at the deepest place in her cavity. I thought, "Mother Nature, be pleased."

My climax was at least as strong as hers was. I fucked her with abandon and made it last a long time. She whimpered and begged me not to stop. I kept the pace but I knew I couldn't go on much longer. I fucked her until I had nothing left. I collapsed into my underwater seat. It was Okay. Linda had finished and she lay limply on top of me.

Between short gasps, for air, she whimpered, "I love you, Luke. Please don't let me drown."

I chuckled and held her close while we recovered. I said, "Let's sleep in the pool house. I want to be able to see the sky."

In a few minutes, Linda said, "Give me a minute and come wash my back." She walked up the stair and out of the water. She stood there outlined by a million stars and dried herself. She made a show of putting her robe on and left without further conversation.

I couldn't hear what was happening in the pool house bath. After five minutes or so, I got out of the hot tub and went in. I didn't dry myself or don my robe. I just walked into the shower. Linda was waiting for me with a happy face.

She let me kiss her. Afterward, I held her close for a minute. She giggled and whispered, "You lost control."

I laughed and said, "From where I sat, it appeared as if both of us were out of control."

She kissed my chest and said, "That's true. We will both sleep well tonight." She said, "Let me go now, it's going to take forever for me to dry my hair."

She left and I did a quick shower alone. I dried my body and my hair in a matter of a few minutes. I went to the bed and lay down on her side so she would have the warm spot. It took forever for her to come to me. It was hard but I stayed awake so I could snuggle with her for a few minutes before we slept.

I looked up through the skylight. I saw the shooting star that I had watched for before. It made me think of Tinker Bell and I remembered another time in this bed.

Linda claimed her warm spot.

I said, "I still want to hear about Big Ed."

She answered, "Another time, my love. We need to sleep."

I let her off the hook and we cuddled close in our spoon position for a minute. I thought she had fallen asleep when she spoke. She asked, "Do you know why they call him, "Big Ed?"

I answered, "I assumed it was because he is a big man."

She said, "He is a big man but that isn't it. One of the girls at the club told me he had a giant cock."

I said, "And you want me to believe you didn't check it out."

She giggled and said, "Oh, I checked it out. I danced with him and let him rub it on my belly. After he became excited, I held it in my hand. He has a giant cock." I saw her finger her pendant. She said, "A giant cock is on my bucket list. Good-night Sweetheart."

She fell asleep immediately unless she faked it very well.

I chuckled and made myself comfortable. She likes to fuck with my head sometimes. I slept.

I awoke early the next morning and as the first order of business, I destroyed my boots and the clothes I wanted to make disappear. I burned everything in our outdoor BBQ over a mesquite wood fire. I put the ashes in a metal bucket and carried them to the lake, where I scattered them on the water's surface. The only things left were the steel taps and a few nails from the boots. I took them to my workshop and ground them to powder. I scattered the powder around the corral. I thought, "Well Luke, you acted on your paranoia again. So be it."

Linda and I became monogamous for a month and agreed to talk about extending that period. The only conversation we had about swinging was a few nights later. We were in bed and I asked about Big Ed again.

Linda told me that she had decided that she wanted to spend one night with him if I would give her a pass. She said that she was in no hurry. She was enjoying flirting with him and teasing him. What she was doing was fucking with his head. She does that to a man if she has the first glimmer of interest in him.

She said, "His cock really is huge Luke. A big cock is on my list. I have always wondered what a truly large one would feel like. I wasn't sure that a cock as big as his really existed until I felt it. I haven't seen it yet. I want to try him."

I asked, "Well, why don't you want to do it right now?"

She answered, "I'm not ready and I don't have him ready yet. The longer I tease him the better it will be for him when it happens and I have to convince myself that he won't hurt me more than a little bit. When I am ready, I will tell you."

I asked, "How big is it?"

She rolled onto her back and brought her hands from under the covers. She held them about a foot apart but she was at a loss for words. Finally, she said, "I will show you. She slipped out of bed and returned a minute later with the ten-inch dildo, that Barb had given her.

She crawled back under the covers and said, "Look."

The damn thing was unreasonably large. I said, "No human could have a cock that size."

She said, "I have measured this thing. It is ten inches from the base to the tip. It is two and a quarter inches across the head and a bit over seven inches around the shaft. One day when I was shopping in Dallas, I found a book in a half price shop."

She left me again and returned with the book. She sat up and turned on my reading lamp. She opened the book to a page where there was a bookmarker. She handed me the book and said, "Check this out."

I took the book. The title was, "On Human Sexuality -- Vol. 2." The page she wanted me to see was a chart entitled, "Human Penis Size." There were two lines highlighted in yellow. One was for a seven-incher and the other was for ten inches. The seven-inch highlight told me she was interested in where I fit in.

This chart only talked about erect length. Statistically, out of one thousand men, three will have a cock eight inches long or longer. Seven inchers were uncommon but not rare and the average was slightly less than six inches. I thought, "H-m-m-m."

Linda said, "I have read the text. Ten, eleven and twelve inchers are naturally even rarer but they do exist and one fourteen incher has been documented." She giggled and said, "They didn't give his phone number."

She said, "Now, look at this." She held the dildo up and stretched her middle finger and thumb around the thing. Her finger and thumb lacked a bit over an inch, coming together. She said, "Big Ed's dick is only slightly smaller around than this. I know because I held it. I could get my finger and thumb a bit closer together without squeezing it."

I said, "Linda, There is no way you could take a cock that size. If you did, it would stretch you out so much you would ruin your pussy for me and my little seven-inch dick.

She giggled and kissed my cheek. She waited a minute then said, "I've been practicing. It was difficult. It took about a half hour but I got this one almost completely inside me. I made myself cum with it. If it stretched me at all, you couldn't tell the difference. We had sex later that same day. I was sore but not too sore." She said, "Ed's claim is, almost ten inches. He will not be as long as this one.

I asked, "Did you hurt yourself?"

She replied, "Yes but not very much. I was still sore the next day. I didn't injure myself and this thing is harder than any real cock could be. I wanted to do it again about a week later, so I did. I made myself cum again. I thought the second time would be easier, but it wasn't. It still hurt and it still made me sore. I still couldn't quite take it all. I don't think it will get any easier. It's not going to be something I want to do very often."

I said, "Linda, I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this. I can't allow you to be injured even if you are willing to let it happen. You were in control when you played with this thing. He will be in control of the real thing."

Linda said, "The girl that told me about him, tried to fuck him. She said she just couldn't take it all. She said he was very patient with her and finally he stopped trying when she asked him to. She said he fucked her gently with about six inches of it and they both had a perfectly nice happy ending." She giggled and went on, "She also said he eats pussy like a Prince from the Arabian Knights."

I asked, "Who was the girl?"

She answered, "Caroline Bixby."

I said, "I know her. She is a cute little brunette but she is bigger than you are." I asked, "If Caroline can't take him, why do you think you can?"

She answered with a giggle, "I've been practicing and I've done my homework. I have read about women who are married to big cocks and how they handle it. If I can't take him completely inside me, he won't know it. I will make him cum and scream in his ear. He will think he just had the best natural fuck in his whole life."

I laughed and said, "That's more information than I need but I'll tell you what. I want to see you put this thing inside you. If you can do it right here and right now, I will give you a hall pass to be with Ed when you ask for it.

She kissed my cheek and said, "I've asked you to help me play with it before. I can do it."

She jumped out of bed again. In a minute, she returned with a big fluffy towel, a smaller towel and a damp face cloth. She pulled the covers back and spread the big towel on the bed. She opened the drawer on her nightstand and retrieved a squeeze bottle of feminine lubricant. I had seen it in her drawer. Now I knew why it was there.

Linda lay on her back. She bent her knees and spread them about a foot and a half apart. She planted her feet flat on the mattress and reached for the lube. She squeezed a generous portion into her already wet pussy and worked it in. She said, "Bobby taught me how to use this stuff."

I remembered when Bobby had worked lubricant into her ass just before he butt fucked her. I put that thought out of my mind. I indulged in a more pleasant memory of Michelin.

Linda said, "Check this out." She raised the tip of her toy cock to her mouth. It wouldn't go in. It was too big around.

She smeared Lube on it, touched the greased tip of her play toy to her entry and pushed. She had to push more than just gently but the thing did open her and the huge bulbous head moved inside. Her opening hadn't been stretched like that since she gave birth.

She said, "You can touch me and help if you want to."

I wanted to. My cock was getting hard. I bent and kissed her lips softly and let my tongue pass along the line of her teeth for an instant. I looked back to where the action was and four inches of the shaft had vanished from sight. She was resting but as I watched, she pushed and another inch disappeared.

I thought, "Two inches of head and five inches of the shaft are inside her. That is as deep as my cock had ever been and I bottom out there. This thing has three inches to go."

She rested again.

I took a nipple into my mouth and teased her slippery clit with my finger. I whispered, "The next inch shouldn't be too difficult. I've seen you pound yourself with an eight-inch rubber dong."