A Proper Young Woman's Guide to Anal Etiquette Ch. 11

The pair moved through the throngs of eager buyers and busy saleswomen to the back of the booth's enclosed store room. "Here, let me get this out for you," the saleswoman said at last. Unlocking the gag with her phone, she began extracting all thick eighteen inches from Laura's – now sore – throat. "I hope you enjoyed the Invisi-Gag 2100 and our presentation as much as I think you did," she added, as the gag's cock-shaped head came out of Laura's mouth at last.

Laura worked her tired jaw for a few seconds before answering, "I really did! Although, not being able to scream was kind of frustrating."

"Yeah, it is when you're not used to it," Deep-Throat agreed. "My husband uses ours so often that I've almost forgotten what it's like to actually have an orgasm and make noise at the same time. Although – and don't tell him this – I do scream as loud as I want when I masturbate for a half hour or so before he gets home from work!" she added mischievously.

"Your secret is safe with me," Laura said with a conspirator grin.

"Thanks! Now, what size and color would you like for your free gag?" Deep-Throat asked as she moved over to an open box full of product. "The one you were wearing was a large, but we have small to extra large. You get your choice of colors. We have, black, white, red, purple..."

"A large purple one would be perfect," Laura said. "I liked the fit of yours."

"Yeah, the large seems to be our most popular size," Deep-Throat said as she rummaged around through the box. "Ah! Here we are!" Pulling the vacuum sealed toy out on the bag, she handed it to Laura. "Would you like to carry or wear it out?" she asked with a smile.

"I think I'll just carry it out; though thanks for the offer," Laura said as she accepted the free toy and added it to her swag. "And thanks for the toy and the... orgasms," she added with a blush. Anally cumming in public was just not something a proper girl does. Despite the fact that it was for a product demonstration, now that the edge had been temporarily taken off of her lust, Laura found her actions embarrassing.

"Don't be embarrassed, honey!" Deep-Throat said reassuringly. "We all get carried away at these events. How can we not? There is a lot here to get all hot and bothered about!"

"That there is. Anyway, I think I can walk on my own now without falling over."

"Okay. Thanks again for your assistance," said Deep-Throat as she shook Laura's hand professionally. "I think you helped us sell more gags with your presentation that anyone else today!"

"I'm glad I could help," Laura replied before turning, nodding and walking out the front. "And thanks again for the toy!"

"Anytime!"

Laura made her way back out of Oral Fixations' booth – past the saleswomen and consumers. She was almost out of the crowd before she realized that she had forgotten her swag-bags. Cursing to herself, she turned around and began making her way through the women for the third time. Maybe she wasn't as clear-headed after her violent orgasms as she thought she was.

As she re-entered the booth's store room again, she announced, "Sorry! I forgot my..." before stopping in mid sentence. Deep-Throat was laying back over a couple of boxes; business skirt hiked up to her waist; her daily plug – which was at least as thick as Laura's own – next to her; legs spread wide; one hand had worked a dildo about halfway up her backside; the other hand hauled out a tit from her corset and was busy mauling its nipple. "Oh, my..."

"Oh, shit! I'm... I'm sorry!" the flustered brunette saleswoman said as she tried in vain to get her tit back in its cup and hide the substantial dildo that was only half buried up her shapely ass. "I thought you had gone!" she added as her face turned beat red.

Laura wanted to giggle to herself. For all the woman's big talk about getting anally fucked, screaming loudly, and masturbating noisily that she'd made to the crowd, Deep-Throat had obviously been raised properly if she still had enough modesty to become this embarrassed at actually getting caught in the lewd act.

After a few seconds of futilely trying to extract herself from her exposed situation, she finally gave up and laughed. "Awe, shit! I'm caught.

"Well, I did say that there was a lot here to get all hot and bothered about!" she said. Shrugging her shoulders, "And getting hot women like yourself off every hour or so in front of a crowd is maddeningly arousing. I had to take the edge off before I went out to perform again! I just had to!"

"Don't worry about it," Laura said reassuringly; after she was sure she had her giggle firmly under control. "I understand completely."

"Thank you."

"Although, now that I think about it, it would be awfully rude of me not to return the wonderful favor you did for me earlier," Laura said authoritatively as she stepped up to the reclining brunette. Noticing the thick gag laying on another box close by, she picked it up and offered it to the half naked saleswoman. "Now open wide."

Deep-Throat smiled and complied without objection; taking the entire eighteen inch length down her talented throat without so much as single gag. Laura easily found the woman's smart phone and locked the gag inside her new play-toy's throat.

"Now what did you ask me earlier? Something like, 'what is your favorite way to have screaming orgasm? Nod once for my fists or twice for a dildo.'"

Deep-Throat's lips pulled themselves up into an even larger smile.

She nodded once.

"I thought so," Laura said as she pulled the half inserted dildo out of the woman's gaping asshole and began lubricating her hands and arms with a nearby bottle. "You know, I was too busy cuming to truly get a full appreciation of how effective your company's gag really is. I'm very grateful to you taking the time out of your busy schedule to give me a personal demonstration."

If Deep-Throat's was physically capable, she would have giggled.

Twenty-some minutes later, a sweaty and slightly tired Laura emerged from the booth's store room; this time with her swag-bags in tow. She was fully satisfied with the effectiveness of the Invisi-Gag 2100. None of the other Oral Fixations saleswomen, or any of their customers, had heard any of Deep-Throat's mind-shattering orgasms; and she'd had many of them. Many of them...

Laura had been right between the other woman's legs – forearms pistoning in and out of Deep-Throat's spasming anus – and had not heard a single sound louder than the woman's excited breathing. Not that it was at all hard to tell when the brunette was cumming her hardest. The younger woman's sphincter still had some fight left in it and would contract on Laura's forearms in a vice-like death-grip as each consecutive wave of mind-blowing orgasm crashed over her again and again. The additional friction slowed the rhythm of Laura's double fisting, but it had no chance of actually stopping it. Laura was too accomplished an anal fister to allow something as insignificant as too tight or too much friction to get in the way of a good, soul-deep rectal wallering-out.

Laura smiled at a skinny blonde saleswoman who grinned back knowingly as she made her way out of the booth again. The blonde quickly returned her attention to her customer and let Laura pass by without comment. She was too busy selling a three-pack of large Invisi-Gag 2100s to a buxom, raven haired beauty in her mid forties; which were obviously intended for the three younger versions of herself standing right behind her. Laura guessed that by the near identical look of the three twenty-somethings that the trio were triplets.

Each young woman carried a large suitcase-esque boxes which Laura knew were brand-spanking-new masturbation kits. That must have cost a pretty penny, Laura thought to herself as she saw the Henderick's of Hollywood's trademarked and stylized double H's emblazed on the cases' exteriors.

Laura stopped and asked, "Excuse me, miss, but is Henderick's of Hollywood having a decent sale here?"

The nearest triplet turned and – with only a split-second glance at Laura's ample cleavage – answered, "Yeah. Everything at their booth is 40% to 50% off; while supplies last of course."

"That is a good deal! I see you three took full advantage of the sale yourselves. What are those? Four and a half inch to five and a half inch kits?" Laura prodded as she read the masturbation kit's label now that she was close enough.

The raven-haired triplets immediately turned crimson in embarrassment. It was bad enough that their mother was buying them each a silencing gag in public. It was even worse having to carry these heavy masturbation kits around a crowded expo when everyone knew what they were. But to actually be called out and asked about the size of the toys their mother had already promised them would be making their inaugural voyage up their dilated nether holes as soon as they got home was almost too much.

In the seconds of stunned silence that followed, finally the second triplet answered, "Yes. Mother said we've outgrown our current kits and we needed ones with larger toys," she managed to squeak out past her crushing humiliation. "Mother said these should last us until we're twenty five or twenty six," she added as an afterthought.

"She's probably right about that. That's about how my own daughters progressed." The three young women seemed to relax slightly at the confirmation that Laura was herself a mother. "I'll have to swing over there myself and check out the sale. Thanks for the information, girls!"

"You're welcome," said the first triplet.

Laura smirked to herself at having publicly embarrassed the three girls. She really did have a mean streak in her from time to time.

She pulled out her phone to bring up the Expo's navigation map to key in a route to Henderick's of Hollywood's booth. Just as she was unlocking the device she noticed the time. "Shit!" she exclaimed out loud. She'd lost almost an hour and a half at just two booths and she would be late to Miko's seminar if she didn't hurry.

I guess Anal by Design and Henderick's of Hollywood's booths will have to wait until later, Laura said to herself as she acknowledged the least-time route to the specified auditorium and began making her way through the crowd. I hope Henderick's of Hollywood does sell out of the larger size kits before I get there. If I'm going to start training to reach my maximum Certified Capacity, I'll need a larger masturbation kit, Laura added as she cringed at the thought. While Dave had been alive, he had expanded his loving wife's anal hole to a size she'd previously thought impossible. To know that she hadn't even come close to her Certified Capacity scared the crap out of her. Laura didn't know how she would ever attain that level of dilation, but she knew that, however it happened, it was going to be a painful process; an excruciatingly painful process; an excruciatingly painful orgasm-filled process.

Despite her knowledge at the pain it would bring, her pussy spasmed slightly at the thought. Traitor! Laura told her naughty bits with empty vehemence.

Laura found her seat just seconds before Miko's seminar began. She took one last look at the Expo guide book app's brochure page covering the seminar on her phone as the subtle indirect light in the full auditorium started to dim.

"The Women's Health and Wellness Expo is proud to present: Miko McAllen. She will be holding a seminar on her new book,"My Daughters Are in Love: Unexpected Consequences of Sisterly Bonding – and Why It Is a Good Thing".Miko will be talking about her personal experiences with her daughters which lead to the writing of her book, as well as conduct an open question and answer portion for the audience to participate."

"Ladies and gentlemen," the unseen female speaker announced, "Please welcome this afternoon's keynote speaker: Miko McAllen!" The crowd clapped enthusiastically as a medium height Chinese woman walked purposefully out from behind the stage's left side curtain. She was strikingly beautiful with the classical chiseled Eastern Asian features that Americans had always found so exotic. She wore an exquisitely tailored light gray skirt suit that showed off her firm ass and a snow white blouse which displayed just enough well formed cleavage to hint at what was most likely an amazing set of perky, medium sized breasts. Her long shiny black hair spilled down her back almost all the way to her skirt. From the seminar's summary, Laura knew she was fifty-four years old but due to her Chinese ancestry, modern anti-genome treatments, and the fact that she obviously took very good care of herself, she didn't look anywhere near that age. Laura would have guessed that Miko was in her late thirties.

"Good morning mothers and daughters," the attractive Chinese lady on center stage said, addressing the crowd. "Welcome. I am Miko McAllen, doctor of sexual psychology for the Northern California Institute of Women's Welfare and author of several international best selling self-help books. Of course, you can find all my books and videos available for purchase just outside the theater in case you are missing any for your collection," she said with a smile. The crowd giggled. "I recommend them all as they are all very good reads and will benefit you greatly in your relationships with your mothers and daughters.

"However, the book that is the topic of today's seminar is: 'My Daughters Are in Love: Unexpected Consequences of Sisterly Bonding – and Why It Is a Good Thing'." The wall-sized projection screen behind Miko lit up with the photograph of two beautiful young women of mixed Chinese descent in their mid twenties. Both women wore identical wedding dresses and looked close enough alike to be sisters. They were holding each others' hands and displaying their wedding rings for the camera. The pair was obviously deeply in love.

"These are my two youngest daughters – Azumi and Natsuko – on their wedding day almost a decade ago; they have been happily together ever since. Now getting your daughters to fall in love with each other is something that usually does not happen by accident, but in today's world of vastly disproportionate male and female populations, it is a worthwhile goal to ensure the happiness as well as sexual and emotional health of our daughters. After all, statistically, only about one in five of us ladies will ever get married to a man, while the rest of us will either find a beautiful and loving woman to pair with or never get married at all.

"So if most of us women will end up marrying another woman anyway, it is our duty as loving mothers to ensure that it is the right woman: One who comes from a proper family; a loving family; a family with similar values and background to your own. So what better way to ensure this than to orchestrate the wedding within your own family?" Miko paused while the crowd applauded for a few seconds.

"This is not a decision to make lightly and you should always talk it over with your significant other before pursuing this path. My husband Steven and I decided to try and get Azumi and Natsuko to fall for each other when they were both nineteen and still going through the proper training all young ladies go through." Miko had been pacing back and forth as she addressed the audience but stopped abruptly and turned directly towards the gathered moms and dads.

"Now, since this is the 'Women's Health and Wellness Expo' and I happen to be a doctor who deals with sexuality – and we are all adults in this room – and since we are discussing the still somewhat taboo subject of same-sex sibling marriage, let us dispense with the normal social awkwardness around what constitutes a 'proper' upbringing. I am referring, or course, to extreme anal dilation and penetration," Miko said as she turned away from the crowd and reached back to pull apart the well hidden slit up the back of her business skirt; bending forward slightly and thrusting her ass out as she did so. Peeking out from between the cheeks of her small but well toned ass was the purple base of substantial plug.

There were more than a few gasps of surprise from the women in the audience. Laura felt her own face warm in embarrassment at the female doctor baring all on stage just to break the ice on a hard-to-discuss topic at the expense of her own modesty. Of course, as her face was warming up, the front hole between her legs was as well; but for an entirely different reason.

Miko held the position for a few seconds before turning to look back over her right shoulder and address the audience; although she continued to hold her skirt apart to display her well pack anal cavity. "Now, as you can see, my own proper upbringing allows me to stand before you with a four and a half inch wide, sixteen inch long, dilator plug firmly locked securely up my rectum; my husband Steven, who is in the audience with us today, has the key in his pocket. I'll have to be a very good girl tonight in the hotel in order to convince him to unlock me. Maybe he will; maybe he won't. It is the small games like that that make any marriage work in the long run," she said with a smile. The audience laughed.

Miko stood back upright and smoothed her skirt over her butt and hips and quickly regained her demure. The excellent tailoring of the skirt caused the long slit to completely disappear from view. As she turned back towards her audience, "Now, by a show of hands, how many women in the audience today arenotat least as well plugged up back there as I am?" She paused as her eyes scanned the several hundred women sitting in the theater; there were no hands raised. "I at least consider myself lucky. I get to move around while all of you have to sit on your plugs; probably forcing them still deeper into what are most likely already very full butts," she said and smiled even bigger. There were a lot of giggles, and some outright laughter, from the audience as the last bit of tension in the room dissipated and the crowd emotionally joined the speaker for an intimate discussion on a sensitive topic.

"Now that we have all acknowledged the eight-hundred pound gorilla in the room, we can discuss this topic out in the open. I'll also be showing you some very personal photos to help illustrate my points. Since we have all agreed that we are all proper women, we can do so without embarrassment. So where was I," Miko paused for a second. "Ah yes. Let us continue to discuss my two youngest daughters," Miko said, taking firm control of the discussion once again.

"The two are twins and were always very close ever since they were little." The image of the two newlyweds were replaced by one of two young girls playing on a playground. "They were in the same after school clubs, social circles, sports and hobbies." As she spoke, the images on the back wall were replaced in succession by images of the same two young girls at band practice, at a sweet sixteen party, playing volley ball, and painting. "When it was time to start training them properly in what it means to be a modern woman in today's society, my husband Steven was more than willing to take on his share of the educational burden." The image on the wall now showed the same two fully grown young women on their backs, side by side, on a large king sized bed; faces contorted in pain and concentration, but still very cute. Their legs were pulled up and back to the point that their calves were actually behind their shoulders while their hands reached down and back to spread their small butt cheeks. Four firm young breasts topped with rock hard nipples were also on full display for the camera.

Off to one side kneeled a man – who was obviously Steven, their father – while off the other kneeled a slightly younger looking version of Miko. Both parents where looking into the camera and smiling while they each held what looked to be about two and a half inch thick dildos of indeterminate length in what was obviously mid-thrust up the assholes of their two prone daughters. Their father wore a nice looking yellow polo shirt and tan khakis; their mother a lacy black garter belt which held up her matching black stocking and a very familiar looking purple shape poking out from between her own well formed backside. Miko was naked otherwise, confirming Laura's suspicion of the Asian doctor's amazing rack.