All Comments on 'A Truly Ridiculous Sex Story'

Very realistic. Though I hope that at least one, if not all, of the daughters had racks whose combined volume was more than the entire volume of their bodies.

but you're no SamuelX.

Give it up now...... ;-)

You are wrong, this is by far one of the most entertaining stories I've read on Lit in years! If we can't laugh, what's the point of this site?

Hilarious....I swear I must have read every single story you parodied in that!

the purpose of satire is to ridicule by exaggerating. So sad you missed that point completly. Sorry, only 50 for that.

A great read, it's great to find another family like the one who lives next door.

I feel inadequate now with my 18 inches but at least I know I'm not a freak

You've included the plot lines from at least 95 percent of all the stories on Literotica. Now you've ruined it for those 95 percent of us who want to publish our own stories. The five percent you missed were the horny school teachers who your 18-year-old daughters seduced, and your one son (who you didn't know about from an interracial affair) who is endowed just like you and has incestuous relations with all your twelve daughters. You catch him and find out he is really your son, so you embrace him fondly and discover that you really are bisexual. This leads to male domination on your part, because you are his father, so you have to whip him into submission. While you are having sex with your son, several of your sex-craved daughters are missing you and are getting it on with the unicorn you keep in the backyard stable. Have we covered all bases yet? Good story -- I enjoyed it.

Now you've challenged me to try a humour/satire!

(My pathetic cock's only 15'')

I have not read this story, and I never will, but I will say I hated it for begin so unreal and that would mean something because I say it. You should never write another story in your life and be like me, someone who comes on reads and moans about stories that clearly tell you what to expect, and if you go to my profile you will see, the story page is empty. OK now I have that out of my system, great story, and if this sounds like the other comments, well I needed to get the praise from somewhere. Again well done and keep writing.

I have not read this story, and I never will, but I will say I hated it for begin so unreal and that would mean something because I say it. You should never write another story in your life and be like me, someone who comes on reads and moans about stories that clearly tell you what to expect, and if you go to my profile you will see, the story page is empty. OK now I have that out of my system, great story, and if this sounds like the other comments, well I needed to get the praise from somewhere. Again well done and keep writing.

It did exactly what it said on the tin.

Very pleasurable and amusing.

Somehow, it was still erotic. Well done.

Excellent! Funny as hell...though if you buy someone a 'Symbian', I think you're just buying them a Nokia cellphone... well, I suppose the girls can set them on 'vibrate' and call the number as they sit on it... :D

you are so so silly. i laughed meself hard. you are so naughty i actually converted 20in to cm! laughed so hard, my tummy hurt. lolllll.

not a story, it pure bullshit.

With such uplifting comments as the one given on 6/22/12, I really feel there's no choice but to do a sequel!

except those after my gorgeous-----the 20 inch line, TK U MLJ LV NV

I couldn't stop laughing what made it worse was the two Jehovah's Witnesses that got hit with the cum lol

This story is great! I love excessive cum, huge dicks, incest, and hot 18 year olds (if they are fictional, younger wouldn't hurt). The only thing I didn't like was the part with long nipples blinding someone. Nipples should be normal. I hate weird stick-like nipples. They are fake and not sexy. Otherwise, really sexy story.