by DFWBeast
If a cheating wife says it was only once then it was 3-5 times guaranteed. And she'll deny every single betrayal until proven, women are naturally self-entitled narcissistic liars. Raised to never accept blame or be made to face consequences, it's always someone else's (a man's) fault.
That surprise at the end made it all the better. You are one talented son of a bitch and luckily for us, you use your talent for our entertainment and betterment. Thank you for that.
James