All Comments on 'Annie Fucking Oakley'

Great story. PMS is an evil bitch.

Just right not to much on point *****!

You could come back to this and really flesh it out in the style you are good at. Four for me only because a lot of your other stuff had more depth. Enjoyed it though.

Hilarious, entertaining, well-written. A fun read, Thanks.

Ed

;-) Thanks for a really fun read!!

Where the finish. I hate it when there is a good story line and bam just drops.4 forethought 1 for finish

Punchy and fun! Loved it.

This time you got me laughing at the end.

Now that was hilarious, great story. Thanks for writing.

Couldn't agree more with a previous comment. Great story. Hilarious at times and why would anyone cheat on a woman who has guns is a great shot and has anger issues. Guess there is really no such thing as a cure for stupid lol 😆 BardnotBard

;-) Good one!

I am still smiling. Why would anyone cheat on a person who had lots of guns and a great shot? Idiot!

Made me laugh, nice come back, nicely done

Good story, but somewhat too short and desperately needed a follow up with a HEA. Cheers Ppfzz

That was a good story and the ending was perfect. Laughed my butt off.

Yeah, this was a fun little sketch. We all knew how this would end up, if not how it would play out. I'd liked to have seen the story a bit more fleshed out. On the other hand, sometimes a snack is fine, you don't need a full meal.

Even a blind man could see that one coming, but it was still fucking awesome. Just sorry that it ended when it did.

Please continue, the hoe hasn't got her box filled with rock salt yet. Pistol whip the slut bitch!!

Really do need an ending on this one, good story up to there...............

LOL, well Annie Oakley had a "blast."

No real end. 4 stars. Damn but I wish all the writers here would end their stories properly.

Bill S.

please continue

Loved it !

"5" all the way.

EastCoaster

A little short, but funny as hell. Good job.

Short. Sweet. Fucking hilarious!

Would have liked a bit more.

I LOVED THIS !!!

Probably one of the BEST BTB's on the site, and an ABSOLUTE 5 !

Excellent. Sweet. Hope Annie got her revenge and divorce. Salt in any form in a wound is PAINFUL.

5*

BJ

short sweet fun romp sounds like charators a talent like yourself could build on

Good one

There is more to this story, but what we have is fun.

Fun, fun, fun!

Bill S.

Fantastically fun story🤣😆😂🤣😊😁

Liked the story. Would like to see it continue. Just a thought does pregnancy cure PMS?

I'm not sure about the ending. You mentioned this story as one you wanted to finish—I think maybe this is a good ending?

Headed from the Omaha area to KC, then Springfield and across Missouri by Rolla to Poplar Bluff deep into the Bootheel - the longest damn drive! Been there, a long trip but pretty country all the way to Hornersville, Mo. I enjoyed the 5 years but damn glad to be finished with the drive. Enjoyed the story, didn't need the memories Q. Thank you.

somewhere east of Omaha

Unfinished. But that was your choice. It isn’t mine.

Fun story....... But WAAAY toooo short.

Cute story. Thank you for writing it.

Nice little story from RollaMO.

BTW. For Literotica's authenticity fans, it's pronounced Rah-La, not Roll-Ah!

Can’t vote for some reason. Easy four very cute story and I am sure a fantasy of a lot of us

What could have been added ?? Great story.

That's it???? Finish it!!!

Nothing like a little rock salt in the ass. Nice story needs to be longer.....................

Love it! I've got a beautiful 36 cal Navy repro in my safe - I always figured popping a cap would give prowlers a religious experience but I kind of like her idea. If it was my wife and her revolver the wadcutters might be .....

Love it! I figure just pop a cap and they wet their britches but I like her idea - a little powder, a little salt and you have a real religious experience ........

A very good story that ended too soon. Too many unanswered questions.

Hilarious.

THANKS

Love the ending. What a girl!

A retired State Police officer once told me, "There is no more stable firing platform in the world than a terrified woman with a hand gun." He may have been wrong...

Funny as hell and an ass full of rock salt to boot! Best ending ever!

More cheaters should get shot in the ass or kicked in the balls. I still don't understand why married people cheat????????????? funny story

Just would like to see this longer.

I LOVED how this story ended. Her sentence for the two wayward lovers would have struck the original Judge Roy Beam as true Western Justice. More power to her.

Like it.

Justice served, loved it.

... for basically nothing. This story could have been cut down by two thirds and still have made its point. Did qhml1 get bored or something?

What would be the brilliant Q's answer to the story's final question?

(I'm rereading the Q corpus having grown frustrated with what's been posted by the vast majority of Literotica authors in recent months.)

To go farther. Love it and want more!

Good story

Another absolute masterpiece of a.short story. Loved it.

Gee whiz. Lisa backs up up and trips on the wet concrete. Sherri, aiming for Lisa's naked midriff, ends up shooting her in the face, one of the larger chunks of salt catching her in the eye. Lisa is permanently blinded in that eye, and the pock marks created by the strong salt punch through her nose. Even with emergency surgery the strong alkali salt ends up in an infection that had been contaminated by black mold in the factory. The nose became infected and had to be amputated. For Jim the same salt pellets caused a deep black mold antifungal resistant infection in Jim's buttock and he died after 12 days later in horrible pain.

Annie was convicted of assault with a deadly weapon on Lisa, and second degree murder of Jim. She died when her head hit the side of her cot when one if the male prison guards that were raping her punched and she scratched the inside of his thigh with a pencil. He himself died when the scratch became infected with.... right again, with black mold.

Doc Holiday, so disturbed by events, moved to California to be near his kid sister. He after much contemplation, he feels he is moved by God, enters seminary, and becomes a priest. His skill as a dentist have him sent out as a Catholic missionary into third world countries where he went with the Catholic Church's version of Doctors Without Bordders. He died at a ripe old 57 years old from complications of Dengue Fever.

Moral of this story? Increase basic medical research in basic anti-fungal therapy before the spread of black mold inundates the country.

Needs an ending,

Woodbgood

But does need more of an ending.

Please could you finish the story? What can I say that hasn't been said ! I know THANKS FOR SHARING THIS BRILLIANT FUNNY STORY WITH US ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ WOOF!

Thank you!

You should add more to the story starting where you left off because it's an amazing story but it needs more added to it because you left two many wholes at the end of the story.

Did she shoot the girl or not and when she got divorced did she marry doc holiday or not​. So yeah to many holes in the end of the story.

Short, sweet, to the point & funnier than hell! Even if this yarn telegraphs it's plot twists quicker than an over the hill prize fighter, it still had me laughing out loud in all the right places!

One of the nifty things about this critter, is that it's about a cheating husband. Don't get me wrong, I love to see a weasel minded, two timing winche get hers, it is refreshing to see a cruel & cavalier hubby get his comeuppance upon occasion.

yet stupidity wins again. TK U MLJ LV NV

She let her go with he favorite hat and boots?

Cowboy Action shooters mostly use replica firearms instead of original firearms.

Replica Colt Walker revolvers are not very expensive, one of the top rated reproductions is less than $400 (US).

"not to talk down to you"

LMAO You insult the hell out of me for what?

Pointing out the worth of a gun???

What a fucking moron

Says who? Were you there? Is the story a fantasy? Are you an idiot? Not to talk down to you, but why are you reading stories instead of out doing useful stuff? Is it just to nitpick or to show your ignorance?

A Walker-Colt is worth anywhere from $700,000 to a million.

There is no way in hell it would be ANYwhere near where ANYone could get to it, much less a child.

Other than that little mistake, nice little story.

4 stars and a lot of fun!

Very few stories involving guns strike me as funny, but the lead-in and follow through on this one had me chuckling for an hour. Every time I stopped, I re-read the last part from where she was loading the rock salt and started laughing again. I've had a little experience with rock-salt loaded shotguns, but I'd never considered the usage in a hand gun.

Thanks for making my entire evening!

I cheered the ending of this story. That has happened just one other time. A fantastic 5 Star story.

You seriously need to do a part two. What happens in the divorce and do the two main characters get together? Good story, but needs more about what happened after this story ended to make it a great story.

2nd read still funny.

Ed Grocott

edgrocott@gmail.com

....3-4-5 ... BANG!

"Dang, I'll bet that smarts, Bitch! Shoulda started when my dumb-ass Near-Future Ex-Hubby started!"

The End!

Ed Grocott

edgrocott@gmail.com

...God made Man

And Mr. Samuel Colt

made the gun toting Woman

Equal to Man

word to the wise...

And then she went to jail. Funny stuff but the reality is that infidelity or not, she's going to jail for shooting them with the rock salt. Judge won't care if it was a bullet or not. Hubby is going to get most of the marital assets while she lingers in jail . Good idea. Poorly thought out. And the story was unfinished.

I agree this is an incomplete story.

finish the damn story!!!!!!

A sufficiently provoked woman can be vicious! My wife reminds me periodically that Lorena Bobbitt got off scott free...

Think you needed a bit more research on Black Powder weaponry. When Annie was loading up with the rock salt, she loaded "cylinders"??? Think yu ment "chambers" The "cylinder" of a "BP" reolver has 5 or 6 "chambers" depending on which revolver is being used. 1 "chamber" = 1 load or shot when the trigger is pulled. You got the tripple click of the Walker when being cocked right. Ummmmm do you realize how much 1 oz of salt is?? The standard shot load for my 62 caliber trade gun (smooth bore) is 1 oz of lead shot. By the way, .62 caliber is the equivelant of a 20 guage shot gun & 1 oz of #6 shot takes up about 3/4 of an inch in the 20 Ga bore. In even a 44 caliber pistol, such as the Walker & the succeeding 3 models of Dragoons with 8" barrels wouldn't hold 1 oz of rock salt even loaded clear to the mouth of the muzzle. However -- you ARE correct in the fact that what ever was able to be loaded in the chamber of a revolver, even with the double powder charge, no matter what size from .31 cal to .44 cal would hurt like hell & at close range would most likely destroy a bunch of skin. Oh -- one other tid bit. You mentioned her using a 2/3 charge? One odd thing about BP weapons is that they like what they like as far as powder charge goes. When you find the best load for accuracy, you can halve it, double it, tripple it or even quadruple it & the accuracy stays pretty much the same. The old expression; "Loaded for bear." was what a double charge of powder was called back in the days of Louis & Clark up until metalic cartridges replaced muzzle loading weapons. Sorry for being so long winded. Now, as for the story itself -- great job!!! I always enjoy your stories. You are a skilled story teller.

We need a sequal to see what happens with her and doc, as well as Lisa and her soon to be ex.

What a treat to read. Simply marvelous.

funny

Couldn't quit laughing.... Talk about poetic justice....

Annie is a cool character - so is Doc - let's see more of them -

Would have liked more on this story. Seems to leave too much hanging

Hopefully the salt did not score the fine pistol barrels.

Thanks Jack

Because Mad Cow was already taken!

Hope Annie and Doc get together. Hilarious treatment of the perps. Satan hath no fury like a woman scorned, eh?

. . . with a lady with PMS and a gun in her hand. This was a fun story. I'm glad my ex never carried a gun because she sure could do the PMS thing.

How stupid do you have to be ...? Bet Hubby is a bit smarter now. For sure, his ass smarts! Can't believe Sweetie allowed the Vixen to run away in the rain with HER fancy boots on!

Great read. Thanks. 5*

More like this. Please!

A wonderful story with great characters! Would love to see a sequal of some sort with Annie and Doc.

Thanks for great work!

That's how you dooze it!! Very entertaining story. Loved it :) HAHA