by Mazohyst
For a while I was a bit worried by the seemingly semi juvenile writing style. Should have realised something was up as the punctuation was excellent and there was the occasional clever line, such as "I felt kinda bad for whoever'd be eating here".
Turns out the style was the entirely appropriate lead in to what I consider one of the best closing paragraphs I have ever read. Well done.
Obviously different strokes for different folks. I don't think PD10 got it at all. I thought it was clever.