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"I promise I will do everything to help you, Harleen." Batman said as Harleen turned away from him.
"Should I start now?" Harleen asked. Suddenly..."NAH. Where would the fun be in that?!" Harley Quinn had returned as Harley pulled out her secret gun and shot super tight fun wrap around Batman's waist, shooting him back up against the wall. "I hate it when she comes out every now and then. I always make sure she stays locked up tight but she still manages to sneak through!" Harley exclaimed.
"You'll never change, Quinn." Batman growled, still trying to fight out of the stronghold.
"AND WHY SHOULD I?" Harley Quinn retorted immediately. "What gives YOU the right to judge anybody on their actions? Or how they live their life?! NOBODY dresses up like a bat just for shit and giggles. You gotta have a few screws loose." Harley calmly added.
"I won't let you win." Batman whispered. "Blah blah blah spare me the hero speak, Batsy!" Harley shot back. "Ya know Bats, I always sensed there was...Something between us." Harley whispered as she slowly walked up toward Batman, still tied up. "Remember when you chased me and J and we drove off the bridge and you saved me. I remember that kiss you gave me hehehehehehehe." Harley giggled as she rubbed the broad chest of Batman, both the giant black Bat emblem and the strong, muscular frame.
"Don't get me wrong Bats, I LOVE my Puddin's body and how well he keeps himself lookin' good but...Your body is that of an Adonis." Harley whispered as she slowly kissed his chest. "Black cape, grey bodysuit...You're literally chiseled out of stone." Suddenly, an idea popped up in Batman's mind: if I can't beat her just now, how about join her? "OK Harley, I'll play with you." Batman let out, pretending to sound defeated.
"YAYYYY!" Harley gleefully exclaimed with joy, happy (to think) she's won. "We're gonna have SO MUCH FUN! And I promise ya Bats, you'll enjoy it. I will make you feel soooooo good." Harley enunciated sexually as she slowly rubbed her knee against Batman's crotch.
"Ooooooh seems someone is excited to see me!" Harley giggled. "What do you call it? BatMan 2.0? Batboy? Batmite?" Batman simply groaned and cringed at her attempts at comedy.
"You wanna feel good, huh Bats? Such a looooooong night of chasing and fighting you gotta have time to yourself every now and then. Huh?" Harley moaned as she rubbed his crotch. "Oooooh I can tell I'm REALLY gonna have fun with you!" The growing bulge in the crotch area of the Batsuit was ready to tear through the fabric and poke at Harley.
"Hmmmm." Batman let a low groan as Harley continued tease him, causing excruciating discomfort.
"Ya want me to play with ya, B-Man? Yeah?" Harley panted and pleaded with needy puppy dog eyes. Batman nodded. "Yeah, I knew you'd change your mind on me. You want me to play with you? Huh B-Man?" Harley continued to teased. After a few more minutes of teasing, Harley found the hidden zipper on the Batsuit's crotch area and slowly unzipped causing Batman's aching cock, causing her to gasp and stare gob smacked at the veiny cock that stared at her angrily.
"MY MY BATMAN!" Harley squealed. "Mista J's is very impressive but this...This is a lot to work with!" Harley quipped as she began to touch the cock with her hands. "But I'm sure I'll manage."
Harley begins to play with Batman's cock, mostly just rubbing and touching it while gently planting her tongue across his balls every now and then. "Up and down, up and down, up and down." Harley moaned as she began to stroke Batman's cock methodically, causing The Dark Knight to wince.
"It doesn't matta who is underneath that mask, I KNOW you're enjoying this." Harley giggled as she started to speed up her strokes. "You fucking love that don't ya, huh Batsy? I know you do. I wanna feel you POP!"
"You never do keep quiet, do you?" Batman groaned?
"HA! How long have we've been at this Bat Brain? You should already know that 'quiet' ain't in my vocabulary!" Harley retored.
Batman closed his eyes and hoped this ended as quickly as possible but Harley had other ideas. "I'm gonna put it in my mouth Bats. I wanna see how just how deep I can take this monster into my little mouth." Harley proclaimed as she started to inch his cock into her mouth, first by taking the head and sucking on it. "MMMmmmmmmm it's huge!" Harley moaned against the head as she continued to lick it.
Eventually, Harley was able to take in about 7 of the 10 inches of Batcock, hungrily sucking at it while at a rapid pace while stroking and squeezing him firmly. "YESBATMAN!" Harley groaned as she took more of his cock into his mouth, eventually reaching her gag reflex as some of her make up started to run. Batman's cock began to twitch, indicating he wasn't gonna hold out much longer. Even as someone who has trained in intense meditation and was able to display a patience not many could possess, he couldn't resist an orgasm, especially when receiving oral sex from Harley Quinn.
"YES B-MAN CUM FOR YOUR LITTLE HARLEY! I WANNA SEE YOU SHOOT YOUR BATLOAD ALL OVER MY LITTLE FACE!!" Harley moaned as she began to jerk his cock furiously over her pretty face, smiling deviously and starting at Batman with those stunning blue eyes. Batman let out a low groan, which was enough to finally push him over. "DO IT DO IT DO IT B-MAN!" Harley urged and with one last stroke, Batman came all over Harley's face, unloading 4 ropes of cum onto her face as she stuck her tongue out and garnered the rest of the spurts of jizz.
"Mmmmmmmmmm." Batman groaned.
"Hmmhehehehemmm." Harley moaned and giggled, more than satisfied with Batman's load. "All betta!" Harley proclaimed in a sing-song voice.
"You still won't escape, Quinn." Batman groaned, still reeling from his orgasm. Harley Quinn scoffed and rolled her eyes.
"FINE! How about this: I tell you were Mista J is hiding and I only get to spend a few days in jail?" Harley asked innocently.
"I only bring the criminals in. What happens to them is up to the law. Besides, you'll end up in Arkham anyways." Batman replied bluntly as Harley zipped his crotch back up.
"Oh c'mon B-Man, you're tight with the Commish!" Harley begged as Batman simply shook his head.
Suddenly, a dart was fired at Batman's neck.
"UGGGGH!" Batman groaned, feeling the sharp pinch of a dart hitting the right side of his neck.
"SURPRISSSEEEEE BATSY!" It was Joker. Even Harley looked surprised initially but eventually went along with it smiling as Batman started to get loopy and eventually began to close his eyes.
"Oh good one Puddin' but why? I figured I'd lead Batman to your trap!" Harley Quinn added.
"Batman is way too smart for that you ninny! Now, help me drag him to the trap!" Joker exclaimed as Harley was dumb-founded.
"Puddin', that's 200+ pounds of dead weight!" Harley protested. Not having any of it, Joker grabbed her by her pigtails and scolded her. "JUST. DO IT. Also, tie some more of that fun wrap around his belt so in the event when he does wake up, he doesn't go straight for that famous Belt of his. NOW COME ON!" Harley & Joker dragged the massive carcass of Batman to the sceptic tank, right near the Smelting Chamber/safe keeping the money. Joker's plan was to feed him to Piranhas! But not just any Piranhas; They were the same Joker Piranhas Joker "created" after his plot to copyright Fish, a natural resource, failed. They all featured Joker's "unique" face, minus tattoos though the pasty white make-up, red lips, and green fins might as well have been tattoos.
"Harley, place the chain in the back. We haven't any time to lose!" Joker ordered as he headed for the crane.
"Yes sir!" Harley retorted. Harley placed the chain around Batman's body and placed him on the crane as Joker lowered him as the perfect angle for his Piranhas to feast.
"You're just gonna leave 'im here, Puddin'?!" Harley asked.
"Might as well. That dart had a concentrated drug that will knock anyone out for about 2 hours." Joker replied.
"2 Hours?"
"Yes my sweet but 'Ole Batsy here will be less than pure skin and bone before then. A bid you adieu, my gorgeous Dark Knight!" Joker announced as he gave a bow and a blow of a kiss and wave.
"BUH-BYE, STUPID BAT!" Harley Quinn retorted as stuck out her tongue.
Batman was all strung up but, unbeknownst to the happy couple, he was not knocked out at all. He managed to hold his breath and keep eyes completely shut for about 10 minutes (less than rookie numbers in his eyes) and was able to listen in on their conversations. The second they left the room, he opened his eyes and began to struggle out of his current predicament.
"C'mon..." Batman grunted as he tried to wiggled his wrists, using sharp gauntlets for assistance. The Piranhas began to swim wildly, smelling the blood of their next potential meal but Batman kept his composure. He had been involved in more dangerous scenarios involving animals than this. After 4 minutes or so of tinkering with the hard rope, Batman was finally able to cut himself loose, the ropes breaking free one by one. Getting out of his slumber, he used the chain as was attached to as a way to help him get across the room to the crane.
"Here sweetie!" Harley urged Joker on as she had a sneaking suspicion Batman would escape.
"Hey counting $2 million isn't exactly easy! Now where was I? Oh yes. $475, 000, 476 000, 477, 000..." Joker continued to count, far from finished. Suddenly, the door opened slowly and from there stood a tall, dark silhouette, unknown to Harley and Joker. "$492,000...WAIT!" Joker exclaimed, finally noticing Batman. "UGH! You're supposed to be dead, Bat Brain!" Harley shouted as Joker began to shoot at Batman. With the prowess of a ninja, he rapidly dodged the bullets as he hid for cover.
"DAMN YOU BATMAN! You ALWAYS have to ruin EVERYTHING!" Joker shouted hatefully as he reloaded his gun. Not wanting to waste another second, Batman jumped up and kicked Joker in the face, knocking him down and kicking away his gun.
"It's over you two. The GCPD will round up your men and you'll both be heading to jail." Batman announced sternly.
"DIE YOU BIG UGLY BAT!" Harley popped out of nowhere with her trusty mallet but to nail avail as Batman used her momentum, grabbed her by her right arm, and tossed her to the ground.
"It always ends up this way, doesn't it?" Joker asked. "For nearly 2 decades, you've played, judge, jury, and even executioner. This game between me and you and even Harley now...It will NEVER END." Joker growled.
"You're right, Joker. As long as we're still breathing, it will never end." Batman replied. "You two do commit a crime, you escape, I track you down, we fight, I win, you lose. REPEAT. But seeing you two behind bars will always keep me going."
"Oh and what was that all that about you still seeing me redeemable, huh Bats?!" Harley Quinn asked annoyed, thinking Batman wasn't being sincere.
"I meant it. But you clearly have no desire to change. You're almost as bad as him." Batman replied bluntly.
"Hmmm. Ya know boys, I don't want to keep fighting anymore." Harley pouted.
"But it's so much fun for me! This dance will NEVER end hahaha!" Joker proudly exclaimed.
"I'm listening..." Batman said as Harley slowly walked up to Batman.
"Come here, Puddin'." Harley asked Joker. "What do you have in mind, Pumpkin?"
"THIS." Harley shouted as she grabbed both of their crotches.
"UGH!" Batman groaned in slight disgust.
"Oooooooh you little minx!" Joker said gleefully.
"This would all of us happy!" Harley said, clearly excited.
"What do you say Bats?!" Joker asked. Batman did not say anything as his say in this matter was irrelevant. Joker eventually unbuckled his purple dress paints to unveil his aching, pale cock. It wasn't quite as girthy and mean looking as Batman's but it was nothing to scoff at whatsoever. Harley looked up at J with a devious look as she continued to rub Batman's crotch.
"Lemme taste my Puddin' first." Harley moaned as she immediately took Joker into her mouth. There were points where they loved the foreplay and others were they didn't. This was one of those latter moments. "Hmmmhehehehehehehe." Joker giggled as brought his hand to the back of Harley's head and thrust his hips forehead immediately deepthroating her.
"GGLGLLMMMPPPHHH" Harley gagged on Joker's cock as he continued to thrust his member into her mouth. "Take it all in for daddy." Joker moaned. Batman was both creeped out and...Intrigued by what was happening. He'd seen plenty of adult films where the woman is submissive but never up close as he was always a more gentle lover. "Ease up on her Joker." Batman whispered.
"Oh, she's OK Bats! This is a 'special' occasion hehehehehe!" Joker gleefully said as his Harley continued to go down on him. If her make up wasn't messy before, it certainly is now. Harley and Joker eventually slowed down their actions before stopping completely. "I want you to please Batsy again, Poo." Joker whispered to Harley as he held her little face tightly with his hands while giving her a light smack on the face, which she seemed to love as she looked at Batman with lustful intent as she reopened the zipper on his crotch and went back to work on his cock, this time teasing him now with light licks around his cock as Joker smacked her ass.
*SMACK* Harley giggles. *SMMMMACK* Harley giggles again. *SSSSSSSMMMMMMACK* Harley now moans on Batman's cock, sticking it in her mouth as Batman held her head and brought it down onto his member but not by force.
"Hmmmmmmmhhhh Batman." Harley moaned as she formed a smile around his cock, loving every second of this. Suddenly, Joker got on his knees and bent down to Harley's backside.
"Admit it Bats! You ALWAYS knew it was gonna come down to this eventually." Joker said as he laughed before sticking his tongue into Harley's pussy, unbeknownst to Harley.
"HmmmOoooooooh Puddin'!" Harley moaned as she turned to look back at J eating her out with ease, not going fast to completely slob over her already wet area but instead adding pressure.
"Mmmmm" Batman groaned softly as Harley was now beginning to blow him faster, thanks to Joker's additional actions. They kept this up for about 2 more minutes before Harley made her proclamation.
"FUCK ME PUDDIN'" Harley proclaimed loudly, causing Joker to giggle softly. They each got into position as now Batman was sitting down and Joker was ready to take Harley from behind. "You want this, darling?" Joker teased as he slowly rubbed the tip up and down her dripping snatch.
"YES PUD..." Harley was cut off as Batman inserted himself back into Harley's mouth, taking J by surprise. "HAHAHAHAHAHA OH BATS! You so wanted this!" After enough teasing, Joker eventually thrust into Harley with all his might, quickly jamming all of it in as much as possible as Harley continued to suck off The Dark Knight in front of her.
"Hmmmmmm." Batman moaned.
"Fuck yeah so tight." Joker groaned softly as the sound of skin hitting skin filled the room.
"HhhhhhmmmmmOhMY!!" Harley squeaked briefly as Joker continued to pound into her at a fast pace. She stopped blowing Batman for a few moments to jerk him and dirty talk him.
"HMM FUCK YES B-MAN! I LOVE YOUR COCK. I LOVE BOTH YOUR FUCKIN' COCKS! KEEP GOING MISTA J!" Harley shouted in ecstasy, clearly having the time of her life. Batman's response was to kiss her deeply on the lips, which she returned.
"Hahahaha I LOVE taking my Harley for a ride!" Joker said as his thrusts began to slow down. Harley moaned as she removed her lips from Batman's. "Come here." Joker ordered, beckoning her to suck her juices off his pale dick, the juices more noticeable than on most cocks. "Hmmmmm yeah baby." Joker moaned as Harley sucked her juices off J's cock, slurping it. After about a minute of this, J announced their next course of action.
"'Ole Batsy deserves a ride on the Harley. Don't ya agree, sweetie?" Joker asked with a smile on his face.
"Oh, I agree Puddin'." Harley whispered as she laid Batman down on the ground and mounted him. "I'm gonna make sure you really enjoy this Batsty." Harley whispered as she placed another kiss on Batman's lips and removed her top, revealing her small but pert breasts. Always a fan of foreplay, Batman used his mouth to kiss and suckle at her pert breasts, causing her to giggle and moan. "Hmmmmm Batsy."
Before you know it, Harley started to ride Batman's stiff cock as Joker watched on, loving every second of it. "Fuck B-Man!" Harley moaned as she rocked back and forth on Batman's cock as she grabbed a hold of part of Batman's cape to use as leverage. Batman grabbed her ass cheeks and lifted her up and down on his cock.
"FUCK YES! I'm such a dirty little girl! BOUNCY BOUNCY ON BATMAN'S COCK LIKE A BAAAAAD GIRL!" Harley moaned as Batman continued to groan. "Keep goin', baby." Joker whispered straight her ear as her pigtails whipped back and forth.
"Ooooh shit I'm gonna cum! GONNA FUCKING CUM ALL OVER THAT BATCOCK!" Harley moaned, not being able to hold on much longer. Joker then quickly kissed at her neck as she came with a ear-piercing screech.
"OOOOOOOHHHHHH SHIT!!" Harley came all over Batman's cock. Not having anytime to rest, Joker shoved Harley on top of Batman as he entered the holiest of holes for some double penetration.
"HOLY DOUBLE PENETRATION BATMAN!" Harley moaned as Batman started to gyrate his hips as Joker thrust into Harley at full force, despite how incredibly infrequent they did anal.
"Hmmmm fuck yes hehehehe OK THERE BATS?! Of course you are!" Joker laughs as he continued to thrust into Harley with incredible speed. Harley had her moans subdued when Batman grabbed her neck firmly while Joker choked her, causing her to smile as Batman lifted himself up slightly as he kissed the right side of Harley's cheek while Joker placed his mouth on hers, still thrusting into her.
Harley's loud shouts became nothing than audible grunts due to the large hands on either side of her neck, tears running down her face, officially ruining her make up. "Ooooooh I can feel you boys throbbing." Harley barely managed to let out threw a raspy voice as they both released their grips. "CUM FOR ME. PLEASE I NEED BOTH YOUR LOADS."
They both pull out of her and stand in front of her, jerking their cocks over Harley's little messy face.
"Ooooooooooh" Joker growled as he furiously jerked his cock over her.
Batman breathed heavily as he jerked his cock over Harley.
"CUM FOR MAMA BOYS PLEASE!" She begged as she licked her lips seductively.
"Here I cum..." Joker moaned before laughing uncontrollably as he shot several sticky spurts over the gorgeous face of his Harley. "Hmmmmmmm I love Puddin's cum!"
"YOUR TURN BATSY!" Joker urged on.
"PLEASE BATMAN, CUM FOR YOUR LITTLE HARLEY AGAIN. I WANNA SEE YOU FUCKING POP LIKE A BALLOON! PUH-LEAAAAAAAASE BATSY?!" Harley was literally on her knees begging for Batman to cum for her. And he did.
"GOD!" Batman shuttered as he came with a low groan, unloading several long ropes of cum onto Harley's face and mouth with some landing on her chest.
"Hmmmmmm I fucking love that Bat load!" Harley moaned and giggled as she wiped off every inch of cum that landed on her now messy face, the make-up mixed with the jizz and her water eyes made for a beautifully dirty site.
After two minutes of catching their breaths, Harley uses her shirt to fix her messy face as Batman and J placed their cocks back into their pants/suit. Suddenly, Joker grinned and pulled out a knife! Lunging, he tries to literally stab Batman in the back but Batman, always one step ahead, dodged and Joker landed face first into the wall, knocking him for a loop.
"PUDDIN' WHAT THE HELL?!" Harley exclaimed. She was genuinely surprised herself.
"GCPD COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!" The voice of Jim Gordon said over a megaphone.
