by Homer_J_Simpson
I'm Sarah's brother, she finally got over her shame and told me what happened. I drugged Malcolm and took him to the deep woods. I've gutted and cleaned plenty of hogs, so Malcolm was no problem. The only difference was that Malcolm was alive when I skinned and gutted him.....at least for a while anyway. Had the Caddy stolen and delivered to a chop shop.
This is not the greatest, this is not the most original, this is not a bit realistic, this is not the best written story, but it went straight to the point.
Bottom line: It was a very entertaining story and I enjoyed reading it.
Good job