by IraBumblefield
Great funny tale. I was called a geek once upon a time.
Before marriage anyway. Actually the exact line was, "Hung like a mule."
Ha
when I got to the words "Pussy Controller" I just fucking lost it, man, I died laughing.
all in all, refreshing read.
But the Mad Magazine kid is Alfred E. Neuman. Sorry Anon 10/21/15, Newman is incorrect.