All Comments on 'Legend of The Headless Horse Cock'

a story i enjoyed, sorry you sick fucks read the rest of the garbage you wont like this one it has people in it not sickos.

When will we hear about hannah's result?

The humor was well done. It was well written and the reader could understand the hero's line of thinking quite easily. Nice story!

Nothing whatsoever to complain about and a lot to love! 5*

WE NEED A END. PLEASE A END OF THIS GREAT STORY.

You managed to surprise me with the change from opening the car door to the toothy guillotine. That burned them both.

I especially liked the poem at the end. Outstanding! Go to the HEAD of the class.

5 Big Stars.

I mean, you blew the meter all to hell, converting iambic tetrameter into iambic hexameter. Or whatever.

Seriously, a little over the top, and it stretched plausibility; but cute, well designed, just perfect for the silly season.

One last note: I'm kinda glad you left Hannah to the imagination...

Wouldn't want to be in Hannahs shoes. Can you spell Karma?

Not at all believable but who cares... Funny, Funny, Funny. Write me another one, this one was great. I would write more but I am late for an appointment and need to HEAD out.

What a fun little story. A great laugh to start the day.

Laughing my head off.

Short, sweet, fun! 5*

Such style!

Great!

this was really well done. The plot and storyline was a little overdone, but the style of writing, the sly, sardonic humor was great! this reminded me of HDK's work. are you a protegee of his? :)

A bumbling Ninja manages to win by a head in spite of himself. It was perfect that Randy didn't know the extent of his injuries until he was politely informed by Ben.

fan-ninja-fucking-tastic

5/5 nuff said.. btw please continue with a 2nd half :)

Still laughing my ass off. :D

I liked the 'short' part...don't know about the 'sweet' part (thank goodness)...the 'fun' part was surely true up to a point, then it got truncated!

Marvelous revenge story, except that the outcome was fortuitous and lucky (at least from Hubby's perspective!) I prefer when the outcome is planned and fairly certain. Hubby adroitly 'milked' the follow-up in the hospital. Probably NO Ch2?

Shades of 'Garp!' Great title!

Cheering him on and laughing my head off! So to speak.

had me chuckling. Thanks.

...others have done similar scenarios, but none have been this funny in execution. A definite 5*

It just might, however, be the best story with the most lurid & salacious title. Full marks.

end of cheating spouse

Story. I would like to be a fly on the wall in the Beauford household in the next

sweet it is.full marks it made me chuckle a lot

Five stars.

Fantastic, funny as shit too how he could be so comical even at the destruction of his own marriage.

Thanks I loved it!!!

Revenge is sweet. Ended the marriage, ended the asshole's sex life and made the wife eat meat. All at the same time. Now Randy and Peggy can live happily ever after. NOT

HA HA HA HA HA

Married for as many years as they were, he witnessed (overheard) enough of her conversations with Hannah to realize that his wife was easily into cheating with the horse! Just a little (very little) thinking about it and, you bet, set it up and she had no hesitation at all.

Maybe not the first time she cheated, maybe, but the only time. You didn't write it but he decided he was through with her when he heard the first conversation. Point being that she would even consider cheating told him that she didn't respect him, her vows or her reputation enough to remain faithful to her husband.

Okay, enjoyed the fantasy, kept worrying that he would keep her but you stayed true to form and ended it...Thank You - No wuss!!!

5***** and LOL.

Silly, but very funny and Halloweenie...Halloweenish? Whatever. 5*

Happy Halloween to the protagonist and to the author! Funny from beginning to the end...

Great little Halloween tale LW style :)

Your story was great, please write another 'revenge' story or a follow up chapter to this one. Gave it a happy 5+*

fake it till you make it, TK U MLJ LV NV

this at the least deserves an Epilog or 2nd chapter, if only for the Poetry, TK U MLJ LV NV

Now what happens to Hannah. the B!tch deserves to get a little and Maybe have the whole town learn of it.

And a great story.

I too would enjoy a sequel when he pays back Hannah.

Sexy as hell and funny! 5 * from me!!

...and I found myself laughing all the way through it. I'll be damned if I can figure out what kind of a rating to give it.There doesn't seem to be a code for "amusing little fantasy," more's the pity.

"Enabling his wife"? The bitch talked her into it after she disagreed, and he sat there and let the asshole bitch do it. What kind of gutless asshole cares so little about his marriage that he allows some filthy whore to encourage his wife to cheat, and does the enabling himself? He's not as bad as she is, but he's damn close. Hell, he even had the opportunity to do something about his sex life. What a dumb cunt.

The story is kind of amusing too.

You've written some light hearted ones before but this might be the funniest. If no, it's in the top three. Thanks, as ever, for the read.

This would have been better posted under "humor and satire", although it really wasn't that funny. This guy's flip attitude was not consistent with his supposed anger, and ruined the story. By the way, the word you wanted was "fixed", not "fixated".

I so love the revenge series of loving wife/cuckold stories, I think everyone of the women in the stories got exactly what she deserved.

Still laughing. Hope you write chapter 2 about dear friend "Hannah". Thanks for the post. 5 stars!!

And Peg would have been operated on to remove the missing part. Add in the hospitals privacy policy would have prevented him from learning anything at all... Then the spyware software would have resulted in his extended stay in the states fine prison facilities and even more....so I only gave you a two.

I agree. There are too many holes in his story for the police to ignore. For starters, telling the nurse his wife is his sister. Not much on its own, but surely enough for the police to look into matters a bit more. When they do and they talk to Peggy, it's almost a certainty that is cover of them having an open relationship will be blown. The two lies are too much for the police, who are already suspicious.

Great story Like husband's revenge stories on wives and there lovers.He should of told a little more truth to the cops and also to the nurse. Hope there is part 2

Good humor and well-written, original, short and to the point. Lots of fun, hope there is a part 2. Thanks for writing.

One of the best I've read for a while. Good humor and pace. Maybe the wisecracks got a little thick towards the end but that's nit picking. Same thing happened in the move, The World According to Garp, Robin Williams, the husband ran into his wife's car in the driveway and she bit off lovers dick.

Terrific tale.

Fer Christ's sake, who needs every detail to be right for a story like this.

5*

I like it. The Hero wins.The villains pay, and our hero exits to reek vengance on all the evildoers in his world. Revenge tempered with humor. Short,sweet and entertaining. I gave it a rare 5.

That's inches, the length of his cock of course.

5* story for sure!

I always enjoy them, such as this. Thanks for sharing.

The best and funniest story I have read on here. Fantastic job.

SL,

Liked it a lot, but it was definitely too short. Well, but that's just me. Keep up the good work.

Matt Moreau

So a shrimp dick writes a revenge story because his hatred is what he believes is erotic.

Sick fuck...hope you get some mental help.

...and so I was pleasantly surprised as I began reading. Nice story - but too short for my liking. You could have developed an interesting plot (his finding out, her return etc) but chose to end it. as I find, abrupt.

Keep it up - perhaps there will be a Part two?

Loved every second of your story, I just wished there were more seconds to enjoy.

Perhaps another chapter when Hannah bets her comeuppance.

This was so funny, but too short. Please don't make us wait to long for part two and the continuing revenge of the ninja.

I enjoyed reading your story.

Thank you.

It's criminal to leave us hanging like this. We have to know about his confrontation with the wife. That's always the best part. Great story. Great job!

Brilliant, loved it but you've got to finish it...don't leave us hanging!!!

Regards

Mr Wolf

7 starrs

Such a great start to the story please keep it going let us know what the wife has to say for herself how she felt she could treat our ninja hero this way.

With loving wives being overrun with cuck stories this was like a breath of fresh air, Thank you for a humerous BTB story.

I didn't even snigger like a spotty teen once. One star.

thank god for normal human beings.....

Great revenge story. Loved it.

Good story. Glad he didn't put up with it, and the humor was nicely done.

Now, tell us about Hannah...

Thank you for giving me a big lift. Great use of humor and plot devices. Can't wait to see how you deal with Hannah and final disposition of wifey. More... please.

Interesting tale; looking forward to Hannah's demise.

Funny, well-written, seasonal, entertaining. They say puns are just above shots to the groin at the bottom of the humor totem-pole. This one had both. I wonder if the author's choice of the protag's costume had anything to do with a critical comment of Soap-on-a-Rope which called it a "ninja fantasy."

I'm not as impressed with this story as others seem to be. First, on originality I'd have to give it one star. The story I'm thinking of had a different beginning but the end was the same right up to her vomiting when she heard what she had done.

I know it was a short story but it lacked any emotion at all. It must have been a lousy marriage anyway for him to be so cavalier as it came to an end. I know, it was supposed to be light-hearted, I just don't think it came off that way. No, I can't rate this story very high.

reminds me of the "world according to garp" but a little more intense. it was good.

Seems Anon didn't like the story much,but I didn't like his comment.

It is comedy of the absurd to the nth degree and I loved it!

Sure randy would have been sedated as would.the wife (they wouldn't operate to grt the end of the dick,no point,the stomach would have made it useless),and he wouldnt be told randys condition but who cares,as silly story is fun.Basically,the punishment fit the crime and for once the jackass was brought down to size...

For those who trash the hubby,why would he fight for a wife who was willing to throw him over for a big dicked lout?If he hadn't set this up the wife would have cheated,anyway,and if he confronted her she would deny it and call him a jealous little boy,so what he did was smart,at least as far as the story goes.I also doubt he would face jail,cops don't like cheating either.

Hopefully.this tale will.continue,reminds me of an episode of the silly but wonderful batman tv series,silly puns and all.

Funny story (sort of). Five stars for sure, though!

a good laugh-you get all the stars

it very original, there is a moral in the story and i love it....funny and cinematic

Unbelievable. In truth, no one could find any reality in this story, but it hit my funny bone like a laser-guided rocket. For reality, 0 points, but for humor, 10+. I suppose that averages out somewhere about a 5.

Great story. Good luck in the Halloween competition.

Robert Frost is rolling over in his grave.

So it is seldom that I actually laugh at a story. A mere rumbling at the back of the throat that the best scientific instruments can detect with careful analysis as amusement is the best I usually do.

I laughed at this story. It was entertaining enough that I ignored the implausibility of it.

Well done and keep writing.

Why just LISTEN to the sex scene? Why not have the husband actually WATCH (and describe) it? This story had "A" potential, but only graded to a "C" -- audio, but no video? Are you kidding me? Why?

Finally a husband who finishes a head of the game! Sorry couldn't resist

This story was great. I actually want to know what he does to Hannah though...

Nice way to end a fun story!

Good story! Don't leave us hanging, tell us about Hannah!

Yeah, I had to read this one again. Fuckin' PERFECT! I'd give it another 5 if I could.

One could say Randy is now sentenced to penile servitude?

Effective, complete - everyone who needed to knows the truth -

Cool -

I do have a morbid curiosity about Hannah and the future for the ex but whatever lol

This is the first time I have ever laughed so hard in literotica... Kudos to having the lover's cock decapitated. I do so love reading revenge stories where the husband gets his justice and destroys the lover and his wife.

The world according to garp.

A very funny tale well written. Poetic justice for the cheaters. 5*****

bill.......

lol

Get a fucking life you moron.

Schoolboy humor at it's best. 2*