by orvette1
Same elevator
Doing that you would have ended up in the same elevator, dumbo. You can't choose your elevator, you would have just guaranteed that the elevator with the couple on it stopped on the 2nd floor on the way up.
If I'd been the husband I would have shot the bastard and then given the wife the slapping she deserved.
What kind of moron writes this crap ?
Any story that has the reluctant husband doing clean up gets 5 stars from me.