All Comments on 'Not Sex!'

The word they were looking for was "misandry"

Sucking on silver dollar sized nipples would be like sucking a cock.

No sex till the third date! What a great tease!

I've had dates that have ended with "SEX" on the first date, and told i couldn't have a second date because the sex was so incredible that she might fall in love! Happening more than once, I thought that was just a line because I sucked. That really threw me for a loop around the third consecutive time I heard it. But I also had a "friend with benefits" tell me, that I was pretty good but the problem was "sex on the first date"! Well being a man, that is almost next to impossible, especially when the female is the one who starts it, and if you don't give in, you hear "Don't I turn you on?" Go figure

Great story!

This tale is a total fantasy for the sake of a silly gag at the end. It sounds like a great date, but it isn't one I had. I honestly wish I knew more women who were this smart and witty.