by KagedButterfly
This idiot did us all a favor and didn't try to write again. He must have tried to read his own story.
Never argue with a woman who finds objects in her sight to appear larger than they are. Bring on the next episode.
I agree with the first comment on the list, you do know that 4 inches wide is an impossibility right?
I am a retired cop, so is my husband. If they are drunk enough, they wont remember you. If you wear a condom, they will play hell accusing anyone. Not everything is CSI. Most women would fuck their way out of a DUI. I'm a woman and I had women proposition me to get out of an arrest.
Hey, no need for all the abuse, this is a good story which should be taken as such.!!! There is no need to get personal about this, I liked it, Thanks W
I was hoping that there would be more to the story. I was thinking that your neighbor would come over when you got home and eat your pussy. Great story I am ready for the second chapter.......
Don't listen to the standard "this is trash" jerks. Listen to guys like me! This story was very hot. Looking forward to more, so get busy!
Since this is your first story you'll have to be let in on the dirty little secret inside Literotica. That is that there are a herd of meatheads that frequent this site only to write idiotic comments on stories. Wear these morons as a badge of honor as you continue to write your stories and most definitely don't let them influence your creativity.
I loved the story. Please, let us know what happened with the neighbor girl.
As others have pointed out, this writer has ZERO imagination. This story has been done to death out here, and they were all done better than this mess.
Get real you dumb ass KagedButterfly. No cop in his right mind will fuck a DUI slut. Not only will he get his ass fired and lose his pension but he will probably get aids. If you are going to waste your time writing fairy tails write about Minnie Mouse in a gangbang...for crying out loud you take the cake...Idiot
were better than this one--
Great story, I hope that we'll see more of the continuation of the events into that night.
About time someone put in a story about how women get out of tickets. This has inspired me to be a cop. I hope I get to pull you over.
Waiting for more stories. But one suggestion, never state sizes of either womens breasts or mens cocks in inches. Using the words large, big, extreme, two handed or even DD or EE and so forth make for a better story and leave more to the imagination of the readers.