by TheGreyKnight
This was hilarious. At first it reminded me of what Jack Sparrow would be like if he had way too much rum. Then I got very turned on so good job. I like your sense of humor by the way.
Oh. My. God. I think I like Pirate Jack even more than Cowboy Jack -- and I LOVED the accent. If you'll pardon the choice of phrase, it really "shivered me timbers"...