by TheGreyKnight
Oh. My. God. I think I like Pirate Jack even more than Cowboy Jack -- and I LOVED the accent. If you'll pardon the choice of phrase, it really "shivered me timbers"...
This was hilarious. At first it reminded me of what Jack Sparrow would be like if he had way too much rum. Then I got very turned on so good job. I like your sense of humor by the way.