All Comments on 'We Need To Talk - Now'

by Britease

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chytownchytownover 8 years ago
Thanks***

For the read.

Drbeamer3333Drbeamer3333over 8 years ago
Enjoyed it

a funny flash. Thanks.

betrayedbylovebetrayedbyloveover 8 years ago
Nice

Funny little tale. Cheaters will never learn.

impo_61impo_61over 8 years ago
Funny and to the point....

Funny and to the point....And he thought: "Free at last"...3*

BoringOldGuyBoringOldGuyover 8 years ago
Short sweet & funny as hell

Thanks for the laugh!

FullCircle56FullCircle56over 8 years ago
Like The Whole Series

Really like the whole "We need to talk" series. All well written, short and to the point. Most with a really clever twist. This one is great. Keep them coming. Hope you can continue finding additional topics / scenes to continue. 5 stars and thanks for posting.

tazz317tazz317over 8 years ago
IF YOU ARE NOT SURE

dont speak out and remove the doubt. TK U MLJ LV NV

tazz317tazz317over 8 years ago
LONNIE DONEGAN WAS RIGHT IN HIS SONG ROCK ISLAND LINE

in the words "I fooled you" TK U MLJ LV NV

ConnarConnarover 8 years ago
LOL

Someone got squashed...pun intended :)

Reindeer58Reindeer58over 8 years ago
Oops

Excellent, as usual, 5*

OverthefallsOverthefallsover 8 years ago
Well he'll be rid of her soon.

But the issue I have is why would he be happy to be rid of his wife? Before she told him that she was cheating was the marriage bad? While I like quick hitters the one problem is that without more background we have no understanding of the circumstances leading up to the story. Still an okay story. I wonder what will happen when her solicitor says she was lying about her lover and was just lashing out at her husbands perceived cheating? Since he has no proof (and even a British Court would require more proof than a single I-phone recording) I wonder if they divorce and she got half? I wonder if she hired a PI and caught him in the act, had video proof, and she got MORE than half? So many questions. Maybe next time a longer story?

FirstBorn374FirstBorn374over 8 years ago
OK...

I fived it because it was silly, easy, and fun, but like OvertheFalls I felt a little squeamish about the marriage. He seemed to be happy. Didn't the discovery upset him at all?

chilleywilleychilleywilleyover 8 years ago
Don't over think things

Nice story, well advertised. Apparently the marriage was on the rocks for a while, now it's settled to the bottom.

Chilley

honeylicker1124honeylicker1124over 8 years ago
The dreaded words...

"We need to talk" This was hilarious, how wifey unknowingly confessed to her own cheating, while the husband was innocent. Good snapshot story! 5 *'s

cap5356cap5356over 8 years ago
such a strong statement in so few words

love this story as it shows how some people can get all mixed up in what was said and what really happened. and it looks like she got what she really wanted in the end, no marriage

RePhilRePhilover 8 years ago
Another perfect drive-by-story!

You have these down to a fine art. Throughly enjoyed this one. Thx

gatorhermitgatorhermitover 8 years ago
Five stars - fun little flash story

Nice twist with the Angela's. One of this author's smoother rides.

likegoodwinelikegoodwineover 8 years ago
Thanks!

Another little gem.

kjohns2001kjohns2001over 8 years ago
LOL!!!

I know some people get tired of wives fucking up by going overboard with the revenge thing or the justification of their own cheating, but I can't help but enjoy them because almost every author that writes one of these twists the knife of irony in the slut's heart until she bleeds out.

rightbankrightbankover 8 years ago
sounds like a variation

on the "whisper" game. by the time you get all the way around the circle what the last person heard is not what the first person said.

thanks for the smile.

Dyolf4500Dyolf4500over 8 years ago
Thanks*****

For the read.

WindySwimmingWindySwimmingover 8 years ago
Lots of Fun

5 stars from someone who enjoyed squash in my youth.

heartofstoneheartofstoneover 8 years ago
Dont you just love it

When some little cunt gets the legs cut off from under her. Take the bitch to the cleaners and then kick her skank penniless arse into the curb.

Keep em comming Britease

Seeker1107Seeker1107over 8 years ago
Nicely done

Having been involved and watching more than a few interrogations, most guilty people will talk themselves into trouble or even more trouble than not.... Hence the fifth amendment here in the US!

tazz317tazz317about 8 years ago
GIVE EM" THE ROPE

and let em" tie their own noose, TK U MLJ LV NV

Mustang88LXMustang88LXover 7 years ago
Lol that was funny

Nuff said!

cockcriticcockcriticalmost 7 years ago

Slut wife calling husbands friend a slut, definitely pot calling the kettle black. But the wife got caught with her pants down so to speak.

bruce22bruce22almost 7 years ago
A Blast

Why was she in such a hurry to give away her advantage? A bit mysterious here!

A_BierceA_Bierceover 6 years ago
Stark realism? Starkers, maybe...

As I left the room, the last thing I heard was Annie cursing quietly to herself. Perhaps she was upset that she'd let her tea go cold!

MightyHornyMightyHornyover 6 years ago
Short and sweet...

Just like Angie, I bet!

26thNC26thNCover 5 years ago
Long

Long story finished in a few short words. Good stuff.

MattblackUKMattblackUKover 5 years ago
Bloody 'eck!

One of your stories that I somehow had missed. And it's such a classic, too!

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
screwed

by her desperate need to rub her husbands face in her adultery! weird, no desire to keep it secret or embarrassment about it. her desire to brag about it sure shows a clear lack of respect, expect her to lie about lovers endowment to further put hubby down.

A right cunt got what she deserves.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
Good

Needs no more

AnonymousAnonymousabout 5 years ago
YES YES YES YES!!!!

Absolutely great. Loved the story.

jtwheelsjtwheelsalmost 5 years ago
Read ag

Short and sweet only timeline for his starting. who started cheat first

Was he doing it cause she got caught revenge or both cheaters and he smarter

Just_WordsJust_Wordsalmost 5 years ago
Yep, that was fun! 5*****

Just the right length, a cheater is undone by her own words. Fun!

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 5 years ago
Unbelievable

Any twelve -year-old could write this drivel, and perhaps did! If writing is this easy, let us all do it! One very generous star.

green117green117over 4 years ago
@previous anonymous

Writing is easy?

Then by all means show us your stuff - link here to tell us where it ended up.

'course, helpful comments might ensue....

Green-something

SpencerfictionSpencerfictionover 4 years ago
Great fun

Hoisted by her own pet hard on boyfriend she mentioned. Loved it.

26thNC26thNCabout 4 years ago
Funny again

Nothing quite like Britease at his best, and this is one of his best.

WargamerWargameralmost 4 years ago

What a dumbo.

Hilarious little short story.

DazzyDDazzyDalmost 4 years ago
Lipton

I like tea!

KayaknhKayaknhover 3 years ago
Tylhoo is good....

But PG Tips is the best.

And this was a fun story.

tazz317tazz317over 3 years ago
ANNIE GET YOUR YO-YO

and spin dog in the hangar. TK U MJ LV NV

AnonymousAnonymousabout 3 years ago

5 Stars .. Payback is a Bitch

betrayedbylovebetrayedbylovealmost 3 years ago

Nice

It seems that I've read all the great tales on this site. This is one of them.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 3 years ago

What a fun read. This author is hilarious. 5 stars

des67des67almost 3 years ago

A fun short story... Enjoyed reading it... 5 Stars...

Mac_LapuMac_Lapuover 2 years ago

Ok that was altogether funny.

But both spouses cheated.

One was a bit smarter though.

Still...

Ok that fiction was funny.

AnonymousAnonymousover 2 years ago

Payback the fun version. Great story. Thank you

usaretusaretover 2 years ago

Cute, very cute. And clever too..

AnonymousAnonymousabout 2 years ago

This author always provides a nice contrast to the heavy stories that are the 'meat' of LW. This is his schtick, and nobody does it better!

iameaseliameaselabout 2 years ago

2nd time I read this and its still a good bit of fun.

AnonymousAnonymousabout 2 years ago

from a cunt whore, arrogant mean evil and entitled to a lovely young new life. woo hoo!

DrgwngDrgwngalmost 2 years ago

Why does the innocent cheated on partner always move out? Maybe he can give her the house free and clear too? Is that not a standard lw author ingredient? Six months and no reprisal, he moves out and what?...

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 2 years ago

Maybe, he'll put a bun or two in Angie's oven, after he squashes her little outfit!

someoneothersomeoneotheralmost 2 years ago

Husband is committing adultery as bad as Ann. There goes any benefit of the pre-nup, unless, of course, husband lies under oath.

nixroxnixroxalmost 2 years ago

5 stars - yes, it was funny and I liked it.

AnonymousAnonymousalmost 2 years ago

Life goes better with humor and understanding what the hell you are talking about.

DrgwngDrgwngover 1 year ago

Why did he move out?.... Why do we always see the same stupid tropes from these writers?...

SatyrDickSatyrDickover 1 year ago

[17.09.22]

Fun und Funny!

11/10 Squash Balls!!!!!

AnonymousAnonymousover 1 year ago

Hilarious! Your work at it's very best. Almost as good as Harddaysnight humorous stories. Thanks again.

Diecast1Diecast1over 1 year ago

Got her good. Love it. AAAAA+++++

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

lol, LMAO even!

5 stars

WargamerWargamerabout 1 year ago

Hilarious!!!!!

5/5

Norseman123Norseman123about 1 year ago

Typical woman 5*****

AnonymousAnonymousabout 1 year ago

You go cuckold, way to burn that cheating bitch of a wife..

Boyd PercyBoyd Percyabout 1 year ago

Good one! I wish you were still writing regularly.

5

nixroxnixroxabout 1 year ago

5 stars - I like this funny story.

AnonymousAnonymous10 months ago

HAHAHAHA!!! Wife fucking this guy then thinks he can't do anything cause he's sleeping around. Just to find the comments made & told to her was about a game of squash. And wifey totally demolished her marriage. 4 stars Bob

AnonymousAnonymous9 months ago

Recording app - smart husband

usaretusaret8 months ago

2d Reading, 5 Stars!

AnonymousAnonymous6 months ago

Excellent. How is it that you can put together such a complete story with so few words, so well, and most of the people in this website can't put a decent story together we're using a hundred times that...? Thank you.

ttt59ttt595 months ago

Nicely done!

AnonymousAnonymous5 months ago

The amount of tea consumed here left me a little nauseous (I've never understood my fellow Brits fixation with this brew) but it was a clever little story, all the more so because of it's brevity.

AnonymousAnonymous2 months ago

Very good, thank you.

DukeofPaducahDukeofPaducah2 days ago

The worm has turned. Mike is much better off to shed that vindictive harlot. Nicely done.

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