by joefelton
I must have somehow missed the cuck part anony complains about. Oh wait, that's right, when he says 1* he's talking about his IQ of one. He doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words, including cuckold. You get five stars for causing him to post such humorous comments. He's glad he didn't have to read anymore? Yeah right, that's why he comes every day to post his low IQ comments on any story with sex in it of any kind (probably while he's jacking off).
After 30 years of marriage...and being retired they had the right to rest and have all the fun they want...More if the fun is just between them...3*
but what was the point of this story? And yeah, putting vegetables into a woman's vagina is very unhealthy, and crude. The vagina is like a Petri dish for growing bacteria, yeast, and many other infectious agents. Please don't romanticize or glorify sex acts that can harm women.
Spontaneous can cause a lot of things that normally may or may not be "perfect" but that can be a lot of fun. There are a lot of sexual acts that could cause health issues, but lets be honest that concern doesn't always matter and sometimes that concern could stop what could potentially be a fun and loving encounter.
I personally didn't see a warning label when I spent several days with two wonderful gals in a hotel room. I'm sure hygiene, offending the public when we three went out together, were all potential concerns, but it didn't matter to us, and trust me when I say that a lot of things that happened were a lot more fun for us then concerning ourselves with warning labels.
As a general rule erotic stories do not concern themselves with safe sex. It is a fantasy and we are allowed to indulge in that fantasy.
In real life, my spouse and I have enjoyed cucumbers, longnecked squash and Italian eggplant. However we require that our veggies always use condoms.
The larger zucchini squash generally needs Magnums.
The neat part about it is that it is true. "Then wife" and I traveled in a 30' Itasca (made by Winnebego) for three years, careening around the U.S. like a pin ball.
(You youngsters should ask your grandparents about pinball machines. They were a precursor to all of the electronic games in vogue now. I find myself wondering what will be the next "cake and circus".)
Resuming the history lesson: We drove that stretch of US95 often, in both directions, and nearly as often stopped along the way to play. I can't do justice to the descriptions of what we did, but joefelton captured the essence of the game quite nicely.
Well done, joefelton. I applaud you and thank you for stirring pleasurable memories.
Jerry
Always wanted to your the West in one of those machines. Need to find a partner and hit the road.