Big Bang Theory - Mrs. Wolowitz's Org

'Yeah, I know what you mean," Penny agreed, taking a break from bouncing on Leonard's cock, and letting him do all the work, "I didn't think they did that on his planet."

Everyone laughed and rather than let it be awkward, Bernadette invited, "well don't just stand there gawking, come join us in the hot-tub. And in case you haven't guessed: clothing is forbidden."

Staring at the two hottest females they knew, Raj and Stuart wasted no time in stripping off their clothes. It was only natural for Bernadette and Penny to check out their equipment as Raj lowered his boxers and Stuart his tighty-whities. Stuart's penis wasn't overly long, maybe six inches, but he made up for it in girth; probably as fat as Leonard's. Their eyes widened as Raj turned around to expose the anaconda hanging between his legs. "Holy shit Raj," Penny exclaimed, "they let you through customs with that?" His cock, already semi-erect was nearly a foot long, fat as a kielbasa , with a purple crown the size of a tennis ball.

Suddenly Howard shouted, "time for countdown Bernie."

She looked exasperated and offered an explanation, "it's always about the astronaut thing," and then, "five-four-three-two-one...blastoff." All the time Howard had been slamming up into her bountiful ass, and then they could see his skinny body twitching as he pumped his cum up into her anus. After a few seconds, Bernadette stood up and then kneeled next to Howard with her elbows leaning against the top of the tub, and then beckoned to Raj, "come on over here." He shyly walked over to the outside edge of the tub and allowed Bernadette to reach out with her dainty hands and grasp his prodigious pole.

In the tiny hands of the diminutive blond, his cock looked even larger, as she began to stroke it's length. Almost immediately, his pole reached full erection and Bernadette flicked out her tongue and captured his first drops of pre-cum. Her huge tits were resting on the wall of the hot-tub and Raj gingerly cupped them in his soft hands and began to knead then like bread dough. Sighing in pleasure, Bernadette began to run her tongue up and down his incredible length, knowing she could not fit her lips around his huge head.

Leonard's cock still inside her pussy, Penny leaned over his shoulder and crooked her finger at Stuart. He obeyed like a puppy dog and took a similar stance as Raj, only he was in for a treat from Penny. She knew he had always had a crush on her as she held his fat prick in one hand and cupped his scrotum with the other. Opening her luscious mouth as wide as possible, Penny sucked on the tip of his cock, licking his soft head as he buried his hands in her short blonde locks and held her in place.

Howard was now standing in the center of the tub stroking his penis but looking lost, yet not taking his eyes off Penny. She could now see that his prick was like a long hot dog and she knew what he was thinking. Momentarily separating from Stuart, she bent farther forward, obviously offering her ass to their host. Reading his dream-girl's mind and wanting her happy at all costs, Leonard stopped thrusting while Howard advanced between their legs. Howard could not believe his luck as he fondled Penny's absolutely perfect ass cheeks and spread them apart to reveal her anus.

Already slick with his own cum, Howard pushed forward past Penny's sphincter ring and just kept pushing until his balls rested against her ass. "Holy shit," Penny sighed and resumed sucking on Stuart's crown.

Howard leaned forward and whispered to Leonard, "you are one lucky bastard."

"The luckiest bastard in the world," Leonard whispered back.

Penny heard the exchange and shoved her pussy down on Leonard's cock; her way of thanking him. They began to fuck her together, shoving their hard cocks into her holes at the same time; stretching her insides like never before. Penny knew that Sheldon thought she was a slut, but the truth was very few of her many boyfriends had ever sampled her wares. She had certainly never been double-penetrated before, but was finding the experience to be very enjoyable. "Oh my God," she squealed as they fucked her holes, "jam those fucking cocks into me."

She was having a difficult time concentrating on Stuart's prick while they plowed her pussy and ass-hole, but he didn't seem to mind. He had a huge grin on his face as he watched the most beautiful girl he had ever known licking his cock. "I want you to cum in my mouth Stuart," she urged as he held the blond goddess against his groin, "shoot your load right into my face." She knew she was being selfish, but she wanted to enjoy being fucked, so she hoped he would finish quickly. Squeezing his balls seemed to do the trick as Stuart's penis began to twitch in her hand and suddenly erupted in her mouth as she tried to form a vacuum with her lips around his crown.

He gripped her blond head, holding her against his cock as he shot his load down her throat. Watching her pretty face sucking and swallowing his semen was like a dream come to life for Stuart as he emptied the contents of his balls between her ruby lips. Penny was up to the challenge as she managed to swallow every drop, and nothing dribbled on her chin when Stuart backed away. She had been leaning on Leonard's shoulder and now placed both hands behind him on the rim of the tub as she relished in the sensation of having both her holes fucked simultaneously. "That feels so fucking good," she sighed, "fuck me."

Leonard would never have shared the love of his life with Howard if not for the combined effects of the wine and mushrooms, but he loved to see her so lost in pleasure. All he ever wanted for her was to make her happy. He and Howard were taking turns between thrusting up inside her together, and then alternating; one thrusting while the other withdrew. He glanced over Howard's shoulder and saw Raj climbing down into the tub to join Bernadette. She quickly clambered up and sat on the rim of the tub with her feet on the bench, spreading her legs to allow Raj easy access. He noticed that her mound was also completely bare as she grasped her labia between her tiny fingers and spread them wide.

"Holy shit, Penny," he exclaimed, "take a look at Bernadette's lips."

"Oh...thinking about another woman while you're fucking me...that's real nice," Penny teased and then let him know she was only kidding by leaning back and kissing him aggressively on the lips.

"Yeah my hot wife," Howard interjected and slammed his hot-dog into Penny's ass, "but seriously, you should check out her lips...they are amazing."

Penny turned her head to look at her friends crotch and immediately shouted, "holy shit Bernadette, can you tie those in knots?" Bernadette's labia were incredibly long and she was stretching them wide for Raj as he lowered his head between her legs. "Oh my God, you slut," Penny inquired, "is that a labia ring?"

"A souvenir of a drunken night of partying in college," Bernadette admitted as she tugged on the tiny gold ring that was piercing her left cunt lip. "Do you like it, Howie loves it."

"I love it," Penny proclaimed, Leonard would you like me to get one?"

"I'm not sure...I wouldn't want you to feel any pain," he told her.

"I love you baby," she professed and kissed him again as he and Howard continued to jam their cocks into her.

"Yeah, if you ever decide to get one, make sure you're completely shit-faced when you do it," Bernadette advised. "Oh that's nice Raj," she exclaimed as he buried his face in her crotch, his nose rubbing against her large clit as he gave her slit a tongue bath. He nibbled on the flesh of her lips, capturing one between his teeth and stretching it out nearly three inches.

"Oooo, you are so wet, and I don't think it's chlorine water," Raj proudly proclaimed.

Bernadette took his hand and led him out of the hot-tub, "I need to feel that big hunk of meat in my pussy and I don't want it underwater where I can't see it. She retrieved one of the big, plush chaise-lounge cushions from a chair and threw it onto the deck, then directed Raj to lay flat on his back. When he lay down, his huge hard-on lay on his stomach extending nearly to his chest. Penny watched as Bernadette straddled Raj's naked body, facing him, and wondered if it was a true incongruity of physics when she didn't fall over. Her tits were so huge on her tiny body, and she was so top-heavy that it seemed impossible for her to keep her balance.

Raj reached down, grasped his pole and pointed it at the sky while Bernadette pinched her pussy-flaps between her fingers and stretched them wide. Howard's cum was drooling out of her ass-hole, down between her legs and coating Raj's crown as Bernadette lowered her petite body until she felt the bulbous head pressing against her slit. She slowly lowered her little body until Raj's crown pushed through her slit and penetrated her pussy. "Holy crap that's big," she groaned as she began to lower herself; her pussy being stretched with every inch.

Penny thought she looked like a midget lowering herself onto a fence post and everyone on the deck wondered how the hell all that cock was fitting inside her tiny body. When she lowered herself about half way, Bernadette leaned forward, placed her hands on Raj's hairy chest and then just let herself free-fall onto his lap, fully impaling herself on his giant cock. "Aaaaaaaa," she squealed in her high-pitched voice, as she threw her head back and her entire body convulsed. It really was an amazing sight, they half expected to see the tip of Raj's penis pop out of her mouth. Leonard and Howard had stopped thrusting into Penny to watch Bernadette and Raj; Howard actually concerned for her safety. Then as if stunned back to life, Bernadette began to bounce up and down on Raj's giant pole; riding him like a cowboy would ride a bucking bronco in a rodeo. "Fuck me Raj, jam that fucking meat up into my little hole."

She didn't have to request it twice, as Raj began to thrust his hips upward to meet her down strokes; slamming his massive tool up into her previously tiny cunt. His cock rammed in and out of her pussy like a piston in a race car. Raj was mesmerized by the sight of her huge tits flopping up and down, making slapping sounds as they flopped against her chest. He reached up and began to roughly squeeze them like oversized water balloons. He was afraid he was fondling them too roughly, but Bernadette shouted out, "come on Raj, jam that fucking cock into me. Don't be such a pussy; make me your fucking bitch."

Her demands seemed to spur Leonard and Howard, as they began to slam their cocks into Penny's pussy and ass-hole. "Oh yessss," she moaned, "fuck me boys...cum in me...fill me up." Leonard put his hands on Penny's wonderful tits and began to roll her gumdrop nipples between his fingers, pinching them and making them glow red. Leaning forward, she kissed him almost violently, biting his tongue and proclaiming, "I love you baby...now cum in your Penny, let me feel your seed inside me."

Leonard thrust up into her as hard as he could and then his cock began to twitch and jerk inside her pussy, flooding her tunnel with his jism. Feeling Leonard's prick jerking in Penny's pussy, Howard followed suit and began to fill her rectum with his sperm. "Holy shit," Penny screamed, "that's what I'm talking about...fill my holes." She looked up to see Stuart standing there staring at her nude body, stroking his fat hard-on, but looking kinda sad, so he assured him, "don't feel left out Stuart, I promise you get to fuck me next." The immediate grin on his face could have lit up a city block and he went over to where Raj and Bernadette were copulating and began to roughly spank her ample ass cheeks.

"Oh yeah, that's it," Bernadette wailed, "spank my ass...I've been a bad girl...punish me. Come on Raj...drive that big fat cock into me." Raj looked down between their bodies and marveled at the sight of his giant pole disappearing up into Bernadette's cunt. He loved the way her fleshy lips hugged his prick when he withdrew and then were forced back up inside her when he thrust, her labia ring glistening with her juices.

Meanwhile, back in the living room; Amy and Sheldon were also under the influence of the wine and mushrooms and Amy was sitting on Sheldon's lap, their tongues in each other's mouths. Amy's hands were massaging Sheldon's back and Sheldon's hands were busy kneading Amy's breasts through her sweater. He was surprised at how supple and pliable they were and couldn't resist running his hands up underneath her sweater and blouse and even under her "granny" bra, to feel her bare flesh in his soft, girlish hands. "Amy, your breasts are so warm and malleable...they are inexplicably pleasant to touch. Your nipples seem to be extraordinarily hard."

He noticed her breathing rate had increased and she almost breathlessly informed him, "what we are doing constitutes foreplay, with the expected result of sexual arousal." Her hands found their way under his shirt and undershirt to caress his nearly hairless chest and she could feel a tingling between her legs.

"May I see your breasts," Sheldon asked.

"Of course you may," Amy agreed, swiftly withdrawing her hands and frantically removing her sweater, blouse, undershirt and finally her restricting bra. Her breasts were a slightly saggy 34 B and Sheldon immediately placed his soft hands under them to cup the bags of flesh.

"Oh my Amy, they are surprisingly warm to the touch and pleasing to look at, and nearly symmetrical. You may be interested to know that Penny's breasts are also not perfect. I couldn't help but notice when she slipped and fell in her unsafe shower that time."

"Not really pertinent at this time; but I must admit I rather enjoy having them fondled," she encouraged him. "May I see your chest," she inquired.

"It seems only fair, although I don't believe a man's chest has nearly the sexual significance of a woman's," he declared.

"You would be surprised at what signals a woman's arousal," Amy answered as Sheldon removed his shirt and undershirt; stopping to fold them neatly and place them on the arm on the sofa. She slowly ran her hands through the sparse hair in the center of his bare chest as he resumed exploring her breasts.

Amy's hands drifted down to his stomach and then she attempted to wiggle her fingers between his belt and his abdomen. She gazed hopefully into his eyes and suggested, "I'll show you mine if you show me yours."

"All right," Sheldon surprisingly answered, "I must admit that ever since that day with Penny and the tub, I have been much more curious about the female genitalia." Amy immediately; as if she was afraid he would change his mind; kicked off her shoes, stood up and hurriedly shed her skirt, slip, black stockings, and sensible white panties. She stood before him completely naked before Sheldon even had his belt unbuckled.

"Let me help you," she volunteered, reaching out to unzip his trousers. She dropped to her knees in front of him and gently tugged downward on his pants and tightly-whities. "Oh my," she gasped when his flaccid penis flopped out in her face. With his pants bunched around his ankles, Amy reached gingerly out and grasped his prick in her hands. It was a respectable seven inch pepperoni stick and Amy caressed it like she was worshipping an idol.

"Now that's interesting," Sheldon exclaimed as his penis slowly became erect in her hands, "I thought it only did that at night while I was sleeping; you know nocturnal tumescence. What you're doing feels surprisingly good...it never feels like that when I touch it." Amy, risking rejection, stuck out her tongue and licked the tip of Sheldon's crown. "Are you aware how many germs are there," Sheldon asked.

"That's OK, I want to know what it feels like in my mouth," Amy admitted.

"Oh, I didn't mean my penis, I shower twice a day...I meant all the bacteria that lingers inside the human mouth," Sheldon told her.

"Let's be wild and chance it," Amy mumbled as her lips encompassed Sheldon's erection and she started to tickle the underside with her tongue, while fondling his scrotum.

Almost immediately, his entire body began to twitch like someone having an epileptic seizure and his cock erupted in her mouth sending long streams of cum down her throat. Amy did her best to swallow everything, but it had taken her by surprise and some of Sheldon's precious seed began to drool down her chin. "Oh my goodness," he exclaimed, "I am so sorry...please excuse me."

"It's alright Sheldon," Amy smiled while wiping her chin with the back of her hand, "it was actually very enjoyable."

"I just hope you don't expect me to reciprocate," he added, "there is no way I could put my mouth down...there," and he gestured to her groin. She helped him finish removing his clothes as he sat down on the sofa, then sat down beside him. Turning to her, Sheldon admitted, "I would, however, be interested in manually exploring your vagina."

"That's the sexiest thing you have ever said to me," Amy grinned as she turned to him and eagerly spread her legs.

"You have much more pubic hair that I remember Penny having," Sheldon stated as he leaned in for a closer look. Bernadette and Penny had long ago convinced her to trim the brunette jungle between her legs so that her hair was now closely cropped and shaved into a triangle. Her slit and fleshy vulva were clearly visible and Sheldon reached into her crotch and cupped her pubic mound with his baby-soft hand. Moisture was already seeping out of her slit and he seemed truly fascinated by it. "That must be the signal of your arousal," he mumbled as he continued to fumble with her pussy lips. Very gently, almost as if he were afraid, he parted her labia with his thumbs to look inside her tunnel. His face was now so close to her pussy that Amy could feel his hot breath against her opening.

He gingerly extended his long slender forefinger and slowly slid it inside Amy's pussy, stating, "it's very warm...and a much brighter shade of pink than I expected. The scent is not unpleasant...rather musky." They didn't know what was going on out on the deck, but they could tell from all the screaming that their friends weren't playing Twister. "Just because all our friends have lost all self control," he began, "I hope you don't expect me to coitus you. I don't want our first time to be part of a drunken orgy."

Amy's body shivered as he slid his bony finger up inside her and she moaned, "I understand completely. What you're doing now is nice."

"You're not a virgin, I notice," Sheldon casually stated, "not that it matters...just an observation."

"How nice of you to notice," Amy sarcastically replied, "actually I am a virgin in the respect that I have never been with a man...but I have practiced self-gratification."

"I would be interested, as a scientist you understand, to know more about that," Sheldon admitted.

They sat next to each other on the sofa, both completely naked, but somehow not in the least bit self-conscious (probably the result of the wine and mushrooms). Amy retrieved one of the empty wine bottles off the coffee table and began, "since I have become besties with Penny I have learned a lot about the subject of wine." She held the bottle up in the air to look at, and continued, "this is the bottle of French wine that we brought to the dinner party. Are you aware that you can tell exactly which region of France a wine is from merely by the shape of the bottle?"

"Actually I was aware of that, but please continue with your discourse," Sheldon smugly replied.

"This particular bottle is flute shaped; long and slender. Now if the glass were amber in color it would be from the Rhine region, but since it is tinted green, it signifies that the wine is from the Alsace region and made from the Riesling grapes," Amy lectured an attentive Sheldon. "This is the type of bottle I usually select for my own consumption because of it's phallic shape. I find that after emptying the bottle, I can employ it to satiate myself...allow me to demonstrate."