Ex-Roomie's Wedding

Cathy swam by me and I pointed out the couple to her. She just grinned and shook her head. Well, I guess as a lesbian seeing a guy getting a hand-job wasn't at the top of her "to do" list. Later, after they had moved away, Brenda came by and grinned at me.

"Did you see those two?"

"Yeah, do you think they fucked out here?" I asked.

Brenda gave me a naughty grin and answered, "Well, let's just say they wouldn't be the first ones."

My mouth opened and I almost caught a wave of saltwater for my efforts. Damn, she had done it out here herself! I wondered if it was with her fiance or someone else. It was something I would have to ask her later, that was for sure. Brenda just laughed at me. She was still a tease, that was for sure. I also wondered just how much she and Doreen had done out here. Now THAT might be even more interesting.

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It was getting close to the time when they would be blowing the horn to call us back in. I was off on my own a little, exploring some interesting coral formations and admitting the incredible array of fish that seemed to surround me. To the side of me, I saw one of the guys from out group. He looked to be alone and I wondered where his wife was. Oh well, I just ignored him as I was engrossed in the beauty around me.

The guy hung around and seemed to be watching me closely when suddenly it downed on me what he was looking at. Crap, I'd actually forgotten I was bottomless! No wonder the kids was so mesmerized by me! I felt a slight twinge as I thought about this guy getting a view of my pussy. With the water, it wasn't like I was posing for him with a crystal clear view but I'm sure it was good enough for him. No doubt under those baggy swim shorts he was sporting one hell of an erection!

What do you do in such a situation? There was no way I was going to DO anything with him under the circumstances . He'd already seen I was naked, at least on the bottom, so it wasn't like I'd anything left to hide. Well, I decided to make it a truly memorable experience, as best I could at least in this situation. I pretended not to notice he was there and slowly moved about the reef. I tried my best to keep my legs spread apart so he could see up between them and get a better view of my crotch. Now and then I would rub myself almost absentmindedly, not really masturbating but more like I was trying to rub an itch. I wondered how hard his married dick was and I would have loved it had he pulled off his shorts as well but he showed no signs of being willing to do that.

Just then the horn blew and it was time to head back to the boat. I surfaced and saw him there a few yards away. I grinned at him and he must have realized I knew he had been watching me because suddenly he look all embarrassed and he quickly swam away. I chuckled to myself as I slipped my thong back on and then joined up with the rest of our group as we made it back to the boat.

It was a lot harder to get back in the boat, even with a ladder, than I would have thought. Trying to pull myself up, my arms felt a lot more tired than they felt floating in the warm water. One of the crew members was there to help us in. He seemed to getting a pretty good eyeful down all our bikinis at the same time!

Once I removed my fins and life vest, the last thing I wanted to do was stand around on top like we had on the way out. I needed to sit down, lay down if possible. Brenda encouraged us to join her out on the bow where there was a flat section where she had laid out some beach towels for us all. The deck was warm from the sun and felt good on my worn-out body. The five of us laid out side by side, facing forward. I imagine the folks back in the cabin were getting a pretty good view - and I don't mean of the Keys! To be honest, although it made me feel a little horny thinking about who might be looking up our crotches, at the moment I was too tired to even think about having sex with anyone! Who would have ever thought snorkeling was so much work?

We stayed there enjoying the view and breeze as the boat rushed back to shore for their next tour group. As we approached, we had to go back through me maze of channels and by then I was feeling rested so I went back up to the top where I could see better. Damn if that guy wasn't perched at the base of the ladder, openly staring at the butts of the girls who went up and down the ladder. As I walked by him I smiled. He'd had a better view of my crotch out on the water. He actually blushed a little bit but I thought it was cute. I bet he would be masturbating about me the very next chance he got!

As we were getting off the boat, the crew guy who had "helped" us into the boat out on the reef pulled me aside. He mentioned that we might be interested in a more "personal" tour of the reefs and if so, he's be happy to take us out with just us and his buddies. I couldn't help but smile at his blatant attempt but then I suppose he met a lot of hot girls during the day without a lot of time to do anything with them so why not be direct?

I smiled at him and told him I was just down for a wedding for a few days. His eyes brightened up and he said he did bachelorette parties. He was quite the hunk and I could imagine he would be pretty hot giving me a lap dance but sadly, I had to tell him we already had one planned. He just shrugged and ignored me after that. I guess since he didn't score he wasn't going to waste any more time with me.

One thing I learned about swimming in the ocean, you felt yucky afterwards so we all headed to a small shower set up near the boat dock. There was a big shower and changing building but it was under construction and all they had was this little nozzle. We all huddled under the feeble stream and washed ourselves off. I felt a nudge in my side and I didn't know who did it but I looked up and saw we had attracted quite a crowd of guys watching us. I bet they would have loved it had we pulled our tops off but THAT wasn't in the cards for today.

As we drove back to the house, I thought about what a great time I had out on the reef. OK, so it wasn't the greatest sexual adventure I'd ever had but sometimes, it's just fun to spend the day teasing and flirting. Tomorrow was the bachelorette party and something told me we would be having a little more "fun" than we had today!

Day 3, Bachelorette Party

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Although Brenda's wedding was reason I'd come to Florida, today was the day I'd been anticipating the most from a purely selfish perspective. It had been quite a while since I'd attended a bachelorette party and this one was promising to be like none other. Doreen, Brenda's 18 year-old friend, was a local girl and had taken charge of the planning. So far, she had mischievously refused to share the details with any of us except Cathy, the Maid of Honor (MOH), as she is the one who traditionally would have been making the arrangements. The two of them were having great fun teasing us about it, offering little hints that meant nothing to me and then refusing to cough up any details that might give away their plans.

After snorkeling yesterday, I was nursing a minor sunburn but nothing too bad thanks to my SPF 50 sunscreen. Although I hadn't expected to have any problems with sun as I had started tanning back home, as it turned out the sun was MUCH more intense down here. It didn't help that I'd bought a new thong bikini yesterday morning which covered even less than my "slut bikini" (as my dad called it) back home. To make it worse (or better, depending on your perspective), when you snorkel your ass is facing up towards the sun so you can imagine the implications.

Doreen had warned us that we would have to leave fairly early in the morning (apparently 10:00 was "early" for her") so that left plenty of time for the five of us to hang together and have a light breakfast. Afterwards, we all piled into Brenda's rental car as it was the biggest (actually it was her parents' car). Even so, it was a convertible with a SMALL back seat and bucket seats up front so things were a little tight with three of us in back - but I wasn't complaining.

Doreen knew the way to wherever we were going so she took over the driving chores with Brenda up front riding shotgun. Wedged like sardines in back was myself, Cathy, and Celeste, the other bridesmaid besides me. With the top was down the five of us had a great time as Doreen sped back towards the mainland. As pretty as the scenery was, I wasn't really paying a lot of attention as with Cathy and Celeste on each side of me, I was more than a little distracted. We were all wearing just our bikinis and as people drove by, they would stare at us and depending on who was in the other car, one or more of us would flash them and we'd all laugh hard and had a good time. Even so, I couldn't help but notice that we seemed to be heading AWAY from civilization so it wasn't like we were heading to the beach or to a club.

Finally Doreen pulled off the road and I sat up in the seat to get a better look around. Needless to say, I was more than a bit surprised at where we were. The words "Airboat Rides" were featured on a large, gaudy sign out front. Now what the heck was THAT all about?

"Everybody out, we're here!" Doreen announced cheerily. We all quickly got out and gathered behind the car where Doreen and Cathy were grinning from ear to ear while the rest of us looked about curiously.

"Hey, I promised you something wild and different for your bachelorette party, didn't I?" Doreen quizzed Brenda, "Well... I bet you've never gotten down and dirty in a swamp surrounded by alligators, have you?"

"Oh... My... God!" was all Brenda could say.

Myself and the other girls were in shock as well. What the hell was Doreen talking about? OK, call me a traditionalist or even a little stuck in the mud, but I was expecting something more along the lines of a nude males or two... or three, but that meant naked GUY dancers, not male alligators! The very thought of being anywhere in the same county as an alligator on the loose made me shiver. The only alligators I'd ever seen were on TV or at the zoo and even then, they scared the hell out of me. And now I were supposed to go out and have a party right in the middle of a herd of them? And what was this about "getting down and dirty"? With who? There were a few other cars with out-of-state plates or rental stickers - tourists, but nothing that even hinted at the Southern Florida version of a male strip troupe.

"Oh no... not me!" blurted Celeste, "I'm not getting eaten by no alligator. You are nuts if you think I'm swimming in some swamp with who knows WHAT creatures!"

Celeste wasn't just being argumentative, she actually looked a bit pale and I thought she might pass out any second. I can't say I was any happier. This was crazy.

"C'mon girls, give Doreen a chance to explain," pleaded Cathy, seeing the three of us all looking like breakfast was about to make a reappearance, "I thought the same thing when she first mentioned it to me but it's really a pretty cool idea."

Doreen opened the trunk and brought out a zippered cloth bag. Reaching inside, like Santa on Christmas morning, she first brought out a headband and handed it to Brenda. I noticed it has silver letters along the top that read, "Bride" and a little sheer while vale hanging from the back of it.

"There, that's it. Now you have to wear it for the entire party," Doreen said as Brenda fit it on top of her head. I'd seen similar ones at stores and at least this one didn't have any condoms hanging from it!

Doreen zipped up the bag before we could see the remaining contents. Then she reached back into the bottom of the trunk again and brought out what looked to be exercise mats. They were made of dense foam and I would guess maybe three feet by two feet.

"Now you all can have a comfy seat," Doreen explained although I had a sneaking suspicion sitting on them was only one of the things we'd be doing on them. With that we headed to a little hut where the check-in was located. About half- way, thus guy came running out and greeted Doreen with a hug.

"Wow, you girls all made it, that's SO cool," he gushed, a little TOO enthusiastically for my tastes. "C'mon, your boat's all ready for you."

He led us down to a long wooden dock. On the way, Doreen introduced him as Tobi, one of the boat captains. Tobi was 30 and had lived in the Everglades all his life, and evidently was some sort of friend of Doreen's although she never got too specific about THAT part. He was going to be the one taking us out and I had to admit, I wasn't sorry to hear it. The guy was really cute and in a way, reminded me of my own boyfriend back home, Duane. Tobi had a darker complexion and longer hair but in terms of height and looks, they could have been brothers. My heart twinged a bit when I thought about Duane back home (plus some other areas of my body) but hey, he was over a thousand miles away so I had to take what I could get, right?

"Ladies, your chariot awaits you," Tobi teased us, bowing and waving his arm under him like he was introducing us to our private yacht. I looked it over with interest.

I'd heard of airboats before but never actually seen one. It look like someone had mounted a plane engine on the back of a small, flat bottomed fishing boat and put a big propeller on it. There were a number of similar boats tied up to the dock as well but this one was a little unique in that instead of having rows of sets for tourists to sit in and watch the show, this one had benches along the sides and a large open area in the middle with a plywood floor to make it flat. Towards the back was a cooler under the elevated seat for the captain. Doreen handed her bag to Tobi who put it in the cooler.

Tobi has us toss our mats into the center and then we got on one at a time and took a seat on one of the benches. Myself and Celeste took the left side while Doreen and Cathy took the one on the right with Brenda seated up in the front, facing the back of the boat when she was seated. Poor Celeste was still pale and I put my arm around her to try and cheer her up a little.

"I'm scared," she whispered to me. I hugged her harder and tried to reassure her which was a pretty good trick considering I wasn't too sure still about all this myself.

"Now is this cool or is this cool?" Doreen gushed as Tobi checked things out before we got underway.

"I don't get it, what are we doing?" I blurted out, my curiosity finally getting the better of me.

"Ok, OK, I guess I'd better explain before poor Celeste over there hurls," Doreen said with a grin, nodding towards Celeste but looking at Brenda the whole time. "Tobi here is going to give us a tour of the Everglades to start. He's lived here all his life and knows EVERYWHERE to go. Brenda told me none of you have ever been out here before so we thought that alone would be sort of fun."

She paused, looking to see what affect her words had so far. Well, the answer was simple, none. Ok, so an airboat tourist ride sounded like fun, but what about the Bachelorette Party?

"Tobi knows some places out there that are private... VERY private if you know what I mean. Since all of us like girls," she said, looking at Cathy especially, "I figured, who needs guys? From the way Brenda has described you all, I bet we can have plenty of fun on our won, doncha think?"

Well, if nothing else it was a unique idea, THAT was for sure. Even so, I STILL wasn't too sure about having a party in the middle of a swamp. Wouldn't it be all bugs and slimy things? Doreen seemed all excited about it so I just had to hope everything would turn out OK.

Tobi started the engine and it was loud - really LOUD. He had these ear protector things but they hurt my head so he gave us some things we rolled up and put in our ears which helped and didn't make us look like dorks at the same time. If I thought it was loud when he started it, it was nothing compared to when he got us going! We quickly left the dock and headed out into the Everglades. I had to admit, I WAS a little excited. I'd never done anything like this before!

The first thing that surprised me was that it wasn't a swamp. Instead, it was all water and grass with lily pads and all sorts of flowers blooming. We didn't see any alligators but there were all sorts of birds I'd never seen before. We were practically flying and our hair was blowing straight back behind us as he turned up the gas. There wasn't another boat in sight and it was like we were suddenly transported to another planet with no signs of civilization anywhere.

Doreen was the leader and so she took the initiative, removing her bikini top and letting her magnificent boobs out free. God she was beautiful! It was obvious that being topless wasn't an uncommon state for her to be in because there wasn't a tan line to be seen. It didn't take long for the rest of us to follow except for Celeste. She seemed to almost shrink into the bench, covering her boobs with her hands.

I suddenly recalled seeing her the day before with Brenda, crying about something. I wondered if she was that self-conscious about her small boobs. Granted, they looked like a small A cup at best but still, she was cute as could be and had nothing to be ashamed of. Thankfully, nobody teased her and she eventually took hers off as well. Her little boobs were like a young teenagers, firm and perky without a bit of droop to them. I bet when she got older and the rest of us were going in for boob jobs to pull ours back up that she would have the last laugh!

With the five of us topless and all but naked now in just our thongs and sneakers, we must have made quite a sight. I had to give Tobi credit, he just drove along, pointing things out to us like nothing was unusual. It felt wonderful to feel the air rushing by, tickling my nipples and almost caressing my boobs with the force of the wind. Doreen was the only topless sunbather from the looks of it as the rest of us had some tan lines, more or less. Tobi turned down this path, I guess you would call it, that seemed to be impossible for us to get through. I was amazed at how the boat skimmed over the grasses down this narrow waterway without even slowing down. A couple more turns and I was completely lost! If Tobi kicked off now, I don't know how we would have ever found our way back! A little farther and we were running down this narrow waterway. Tobi slowed way down and seemed to be looking for something in the water. Suddenly he stopped. The sudden quiet was almost as jolting as the initial noise when we started out!

"Hey girls, look over there!" he pointed down at a mud bank along the side of us. At first I didn't say anything but then I saw a movement out of the corner of my eye, and then more. Suddenly I saw them, as did the others, and we all squealed at the same time!

"It's baby alligators!" Brenda was the first to state the obvious. Sure enough, what looked to be at least a half dozen little alligators (if you call eighteen inches or so little) coming out to check us out.

"Keep your hands in the boat and don't frighten them," Tobi warned us.

"Ahhhhhh, they don't look big enough to be scary," Cathy spoke up, leaning over the edge to see them better, her boobs hanging down free and clear of the boat.

"It's not THEM I'm worried about,' Tobi chuckled at her naivety, "It's momma over there."

He pointed down the channel a ways and sure enough, there was an alligator - a BIG one though. All of us instinctively backed up into the middle of the boat, making Tobi laugh all the more.

"Naaaaahhh, don't worry, she won't bother us so long as her babies are OK," he assured us, "Now if she should WANT to, she could be in this boat in a few seconds. That's why I am up here and YOU are down there."

I wasn't quite sure he was joking at first but then he grinned at our reaction and sat back in his chair, pulling his baseball cap brim down and looking like he was about to take a nap. I guess since he wasn't too concerned about the mother alligator, why should we worry?