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Time in.
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Index of Terms
à la – French; in the manner of.
Casablanca – classic movie (1942 Humphrey Bogart, Ingrid Bergman, Claude Rains, Sydney Greenstreet, Peter Lorre).
crack – rock cocaine which is injested by smoking.
Flashdance – commercial film (1983); includes a scene in which the heroine removes her tuxedo coat in a restaurant, revealing that she is only wearing the bib rather than a complete tuxedo shirt; the gentleman with whom she is eating is intrigued; his ex-wife, who had stopped by their table just to be bitchy, is incensed.
gauche – French for crude; lacking in social experience or grace; not tactful.
genetic theory (modern) – explodes the myth that conception between cousins will be infinitely more likely to produce genetically damaged babies; in reality, there is a very small percentage difference of that occurring between the children born of first cousins and those born of an unrelated couple.
herb – a nerd; an idiot; someone who has no clue.
jodhpurs – riding breeches, cut full through the hips, tight across the butt and from the knees to the ankles.
keeping tabs – checking in; gathering information; keeping touch.
nee – French for ‘born’.
pecs – pectoral muscles.
pourboire – French for tip or gratuity.
selling buicks – vomiting, usually as a result of imbibing too much alcohol.
yada yada yada – phrase; ‘et cetera’ with the unspoken connotation that the information is superfluous and boring in the extreme.
yutz – Yiddish; ditz, clutz, dumkoft, nincompoop, socially incompetant boob, ninny, twit, dumbass.
I've read every chapter, and simply love this well written, informative, and humorously quirky story! The time out comments are wonderful, and when time's in, well, let's say that I don't need the furnace on in the house!
As I titled this comment, I hope this story series never has an ending!