Richard's Rules

"Help! I'll never remember all that."

Richard had a brainstorm. "Okay, how about this? We deal everyone seven cards and then go around the table. Each person in turn shows their hand and everyone agrees on what their best five card hand would be. That way it would be like everyone drew two cards."

"I like it," Margaret said. "But there are six of us, so will we have enough cards to go around? Let's see, six times seven is forty two. Yeah, it will take almost the full deck but it will work. How does everyone feel about that?"

Lisa asked "Won't it take a long time with one person losing something every hand? I mean, it would take like twenty or thirty hands or something like that for the game to...finish."

Doris suggested "How about if the two lowest hands take something off?"

Heads nodded in general agreement.

Betty asked "what happens when someone loses everything? Do they drop out? Just sit around naked watching everyone else play? "

Doris waved her hand excitedly. "I know! Everyone who loses all their clothes stays in the game, but if they lose again the winner can have them do something. Something like kiss or touch someone else, but the winner can't have the loser do whatever to them. It would have to be with other players. Or, the loser would have to do something with Richard. No, wait. The winner should get that."

Margaret shook her head. "No to doing something with Richard every time. I like the first part of Doris' idea, though."

"Should we make a list of things the losers could be asked to do?" asked Lisa.

Richard shook his head. "Not necessary. Just put an idea out there. By Rule Number Two nobody has to do anything they don't want to do. The object here isn't to embarrass anyone. It's to have fun."

Emily was a little fidgety, but there was a general murmur of agreement so Margaret said "Clear the decks for action! Lisa, get a deck of cards from the game shelf. Doris – more beer!"

Richard interjected "We should be fair here. Most everyone has four items, but if Emily has the usual undergarments she only appears to have three since she has a dress and I only have two. I could go get my shoes from the kitchen."

Margaret thought a moment and brightened. "Just a sec. I think I can remedy the situation." She disappeared into the larger bedroom and came out with a belt and a pleated black skirt. "Here, Emily, put this belt on and that will give you four. Richard, you can wear this. Mother keeps it here for if we go out somewhere and she might need to dress up a little. You're not real big around the waist so it shouldn't be too awful small for you. It's got an elastic waistband, so you can just pull it on over your trunks. You'll still only have three items, but that will just have to be your handicap."

Richard stood and gamely pulled on the skirt. With the elastic waistband he managed to wiggle into it to gales of laughter. When he had it on he looked down and frowned. "What's so funny? Doesn't it match my shirt?" he asked, joining in the laughter at how silly he looked. "Hey, during pledge rush we pledges had to put on dresses and makeup to look like girls at one of the parties. The sorority girls contributed clothes. Some guys were really self-conscious, but I thought it was hilarious and made the best of it, playing the part of a girl to the hilt, makeup, high heels and all." Richard wiggled his hips as he walked across the room making the skirt swish, to the great amusement of everyone else. By the time he got back to his place Doris was laying on her side smacking the floor with her hand as she laughed until tears ran down her face. Betty fanned herself.

When Margaret stopped laughing she said to him "It's good to see you really do have a sense of humor. I think I would like to attend one of your frat parties."

"Just drive on up to Western State. Ladies are always welcome at Alpha Delta!"

Lisa handed Margaret the cards and she shuffled them a bit before handing them over to Richard. "As guest of honor I think you should have the first deal."

"Before I do, I need to make sure everyone is on board with this." While he spoke he looked directly at Emily. She looked down at the floor, but nodded her head.

Everyone was nervous as he dealt the first hand. Margaret was first to show her hand. The best she could do was a pair of sevens.

Doris had a heart flush, but Betty had a bust hand, king high. Emily and Lisa had a pair each, aces and nines, and Richard could make a full house, twos over fives.

Richard said "It looks like Betty and Margaret are going to break the ice."

Doris added "I think whoever is taking something off should stand up to do it.

Margaret glared at her but gamely stood as she slowly unbuttoned her shirt and slid it off her shoulders, exposing a lacy white bra. Her chest and arms were covered with freckles. Betty blushed as she in turn unbuttoned her shirt with trembling hands, and swallowed hard as she slipped it off, revealing a white cotton bra with some lace trim on the top of the cups.

Doris asked "What's with the reluctance? It's just like wearing bathing suits."

Betty replied "Yeah, but this is our underwear. It feels different to show it somehow. And while your bathing suits look like this, mine is a one piece."

As luck would have it Betty and Margaret lost the second hand as well. "Hey, you two are cheating so you can do everything together!" Doris protested.

Margaret retorted "Shut up" as she stood up. "This isn't going exactly as I envisioned."

She pushed the elastic waistband of her shorts over her hips, let them drop and kicked them aside, revealing pale yellow panties.

Betty hesitantly undid the buttons on her skirt and then took a deep breath and let it fall, exposing her white cotton panties.

Two hands. Two girls already down to their underwear.

On Doris' deal Emily's king high and Richard's pair of fours were lowest. Emily undid the belt and tossed it over onto the sofa. Richard stood up and wiggled his hips suggestively as he slowly lowered the borrowed skirt, much to the delight of the others.

Betty's deal. As they went around the table everyone seemed to have two pair except Lisa, who was stuck with a pair of sixes. Doris exclaimed "Oh, goody!" as she triumphantly turned over her ace high holding.

"What are you so excited about?' Lisa asked. "That is a lousy hand."

"Yes it is, but I finally get to take something off. Am I the only one who is excited by this game? Now Betty, don't you go messing things up with a ten high or something."

Betty turned over a diamond flush.

All eyes turned toward Doris. She stood up and started making sounds like cymbal beats, tsh-tshtsh-tsh-tshtsh...as she slowly unbuttoned her blouse. After the last button she turned around so her back was toward the group and lowered the blouse off of her shoulders. She held it there as she swayed to her percussion beat and lowered it some more. She turned back around and pulled the blouse part way up, just so it covered her bra, then suddenly let go. With one hand she caught a sleeve and swung the garment around over her head before letting it go.

When she sat down Betty pointed and asked the question everyone had. "What is THAT?" as everyone stared at a black completely transparent bra.

"Oh, this old thing?"

Lisa said "I bet what we see is just painted on."

Doris stuck a finger down into her bra and wiggled it for all to see. "See? Everything is real. No false advertising." She ran her hands up her hips and to the sides of her breasts, and turned her palms outward so the backs of her hands bracketed her breasts.

"Ta da! What do you think?"

Margaret stammered out "Where did you get something like that?"

"Not at Sears and Roebuck, I can tell you. I know a place. That's all I'll say. If anyone wants to get something along these lines just let me know and I'll point you in the right direction."

Richard tore his eyes away from Doris and looked at Lisa. "Your turn."

"I can't do anything like what she did."

"Nobody can. Just be yourself."

Lisa removed her shirt and Richard got his first glance at the bra he had encountered earlier. It was a soft material with smooth pale pink seamless satin covering her breasts but clearly showing the outlines of the puffy nipples underneath.

Doris encouraged her. "Not bad for a kid. You have the shape for it. Not many girls could pull off what you're wearing either. I might have to try one like that myself. It shows the shape of your boobs while keeping a little mystery. I'll bet it feels good, too. Sometime after the game I'd like to feel it when you put it back on."

Betty gasped at Doris' frankness and blushed while Lisa self-consciously covered herself with her hands.

Doris looked over at Betty. "Come on, Betts, we're among friends. Lisa, if you're going to run with the big girls you have to act like one. Put your hands down. We'll see everything eventually."

Lisa scowled but dropped her hands and sat down.

Emily's deal everyone had at least two pair except Margaret and Betty.

Doris clapped her hands. "Wow! Do you believe in magic? What are the odds that you two keep losing together? Now remember to stand up so we all can see."

Margaret grumbled as she got to her knees and then stood. As she reached behind her back she grumbled "Whose stupid idea was this, anyway?"

Doris laughed. "The game idea came from me but you, dear, are the one who ultimately initiated the proceedings. You have nobody but yourself to blame."

Richard was ready to remind Margaret of Rule Number Two, but thought better of it. She knew the rules.

"Okay, okay."

The loosened bra slid down her arms and she removed it and then twisted her torso around to face each of the others. "There. Got a good look?"

Richard noted her full round breasts with bright pink areoles and very large nipples.

Margaret noted that Betty was slow to take her turn. "Come on, Betts. The best thing is just to get it over with. Don't think about it. We'll all be in all our glory soon enough. Somebody has to lead the way."

Betty, red as a beet, rose and dutifully unclasped her bra. When she removed it Richard saw what he considered the most beautiful breasts to go with her beautiful face. Not quite as large as Margaret's, but perky with very small brownish areoles, not much larger than the nipples.

"Very nice," commented Doris.

Lisa dealt the last hand of the first round. Her ace high and Richard's pair of eights were low. Richard pulled his polo shirt over his head. Lisa stood and unbuttoned her shorts, held them a moment, then dropped them and stepped out of them.

Richard looked over her slim body and said "Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?"

Doris quipped "It's only going to get hotter, Richard. You'll be well primed for tonight."

"I'm already pretty much primed. If I get any more primed I'll..."

Lisa interrupted "I think we need to take a break, stretch, get something to drink, maybe have a potty break."

Betty said "Sure, wait until I'm practically naked and then call for a break, so I have to go around like this."

"Like that is beautiful," Richard commented, and Betty crossed her arms in front of her breasts and blushed once again.

While everyone stretched Margaret brought in more cold beer for everyone except Lisa and Emily, who each got another frosty bottle of Coke. Another bag of potato chips was opened and passed around.

Lisa looked at her and Emily's cokes. "Hey, why can't we try some beer, too? We'll be off in college soon."

"I told mother I'd look after you. Drinking was not part of the plan, mother expressly forbid it."

Lisa scowled. "She's no fun."

Everyone settled down again and Richard picked up the cards, shuffled and dealt the first hand of the next round.

Margaret showed her hand first and groaned with a king high. Doris was elated to have an ace high and wiggled with excitement at the prospect of her next act, but her face fell when Emily showed a miserable mess of a hand with jack high. "Nooo," moaned Doris.

"Do you want me to go first?" Margaret asked Emily, who eagerly nodded. Margaret stood, hooked her thumbs under the elastic of her underwear and, in one motion, pushed them off and kicked them aside. She faced Richard, showing him her thick red bush. "Is this what you expected?"

"It's everything I thought it would be."

When she sat down she tucked her legs under herself.

Emily looked down at the front of her dress as she unbuttoned the four buttons that opened it to the waist. She self-consciously pushed the top of the dress off her shoulders and gently lowered the dress. When she stepped out of it she carefully folded it and laid it on the sofa.

Richard was rather taken by surprise at her figure. Although she had tried her best to hide it, she appeared to have a fantastic figure with breasts as full as Betty's, at least, and there was an intriguing bump in her underwear. Nobody made any comments that would embarrass Emily or make her feel like she was being judged.

Margaret's deal. Doris drew a pair of aces, Betty drew nines and Lisa looked horrified at another ace high hand. Richard showed his jack high. It looked like Richard and Lisa. Margaret had waited to look at her cards until everyone else had shown their hand. "Ace high."

Doris cheerfully noted "It's a tie! Richard loses and Lisa and Margaret tied, so they both..."

"Wait," Richard said. It's not a tie yet. They both have aces, but what is their second highest card? The rule is to make the best hand possible. We need to look at the next highest card."

Margaret shuffled through her hand. "Mine is a king."

Lisa blushed as she said softly "Mine's a queen." She looked at Richard, who said "I was lowest so I should go first."

"No, Let me. Everyone will be so interested in you they won't look at me very long." She stood up and quickly removed her bra. Richard was captivated by her perfect handful cone-shaped breasts topped with puffy nipples that completed the cones.

He should never have let her go first. With Margaret naked on one side and those lovely breasts on the other he didn't have a chance. He took a deep breath. "Okay everyone. Here goes." Gamely he stood and pushed down his trunks. His full erection sprang up to gasps and wide eyes.

Doris clapped and pointed. "I want some of that!"

Richard wasn't sure what to do. On the one hand the game required everyone to get a good look, but on the other hand several of them had apparently never seen an erect penis, or any penis for that matter. He opted for a middle ground with a shorter display than everyone else had given. There was no way he could sit on the floor and not display his wares though, so he made sure to sit so Margaret and Doris still had the best look. The other three leaned forward for a better view. Betty blushed heavily and Emily's eyes were big. Lisa stared and acted as if she wanted reach out her hand and touch him.

The next hand featured several high hands, so the losers were Emily with a pair of threes, and Doris with a pair of jacks.

Doris jumped up and started her dance, slowly pushing down her shorts while suggestively wiggling her hips. When the shorts dropped to the floor she gave them a kick that sent them sailing over the sofa.

Most everyone laughed so hard at Doris that Emily took advantage of their lack of interest and quietly removed her bra. Richard was paying attention, though, and noted that her breasts were mature beyond what he expected for her age.

Betty dealt high hands to everyone. Lisa lost with a pair of threes and Doris was delighted to be lowest with a pair of twos.

"Oh, boy! Two in a row! Hope my luck holds!" As she unclasped her transparent bra she danced around the group, swooping down close to Richard as she did the final removal. Before she sat down she shook her chest to make her breasts bounce a little.

Richard noted that they were not much larger than Lisa's, but well developed, with nipples that pointed upward rather than out.

When the laughter died down Lisa got up and hooked her fingers under the elastic of her panties. She hesitated as she looked at Emily, who looked terrified. Finally she decided that her friend had to get some new experiences, so she pushed the elastic down over her hips, turning toward Richard as she did so. "You probably already know what I look like, but here I am. God, I would like to take you into my room and do what we did earlier. I want to feel like that again."

"Feel like what again?' asked Margaret as she narrowed her eyes at Lisa.

"You should know," Lisa retorted.

"Smart mouth."

Emily shuffled the cards and dealt them out, hoping she would get something decent. No such luck. Her jack high was lowest, followed by Doris's pair of fives.

"Hot damn!" Doris exclaimed. I'm finally getting a run of luck tonight!"

By this time everyone knew what to expect from Doris. They all leaned back to enjoy the show as she lowered her panties some and then pulled them part way up again. Two inches down and one inch up, turning around each time so everyone got a good look at her rear as it appeared. When she finally let them go Richard took a long look at the sparse white-blond bush. At least it appeared sparse. It was so light it blended with her pale skin. She rubbed her hand over the hair and looked at Richard. "You like?"

"I cannot tell a lie. I like. Nice to know the color doesn't come from a bottle!"

Betty and Margaret howled. Doris stood up to once again display her wares. "Nothin' here but pure, natural goodness."

Margaret laughed until tears ran down her cheeks. "Pure! That's rich! Whoo! Tell me another one!"

Doris retorted "Well, pure as in unadulterated."

Margaret fell back and laid on her back and stamped her feet on the floor until the laughing spell passed.

Doris shrugged and joined in the laughter at her own expense.

Richard fanned himself. "It is definitely getting very hot in here."

Emily blushed a deep red, so Richard reminded her "You don't have to do anything you don't want to."

Emily looked to Lisa for support. "It's okay Emily. Just do it. Except for Richard it's just like being in the locker room at gym class."

"I guess." Emily stood up and quickly pushed off her panties and then sat right down. Nobody said anything to or about her, but Richard surmised as she sat down why she was so self-conscious. He had been intrigued by the bump he had seen in her panties and now he got a quick glance at the cause. Emily had extraordinarily large inner labia, larger than he had ever encountered before, that were clearly visible poking out from her brown hair. While she had breasts developed beyond her age her pubic hair was not as lush as most of the others, giving him a clear view of her particular asset.

When Emily sat again she self-consciously tucked her legs under herself. Richard noticed that again no one else seemed to notice what she had, or at least kept their comments to themselves.

Lisa shuffled the cards numerous times before dealing. Everyone had at least a pair, but Margaret's full house beat out Betty's three kings. Richard was chagrined to display a pair of deuces which barely lost out to Doris' pair of fives. Lisa was safe with a pair of tens.

"Well, well, ladies and gentleman. Here is where the games really begin," enthused Doris. "Margaret, you get to decide what Richard and I get to do. Something alone, separately or with each other. What's it gonna be? Together would be great!"

Margaret broke into a mischievous grin. "Okay, Doris, be careful what you wish for. Here's your task. Richard, Doris, both of you kneel on the floor by the sofa, where we all can see, put your hands behind your backs and kiss for one minute without touching each other anywhere, other than your lips."