by KingBandor
I give you 5 stars for the pure hilarity of this, I actually laughed out loud. Like actual laughter not just blowing air through my nose.
ROTFLM old hairy white a** off. I turned 61 today. I fit the original description of a D.O.M. Dirty Old Man. This hit me so hilariously that I'm still laughing while typing this. Good one. 5 *'s for voicing what we all think of online dating profiles. Good job.
Online you can be whoever and whatever your imagination can create but like all lies it is difficult to keep the lies straight.