by KingBandor
Online you can be whoever and whatever your imagination can create but like all lies it is difficult to keep the lies straight.
ROTFLM old hairy white a** off. I turned 61 today. I fit the original description of a D.O.M. Dirty Old Man. This hit me so hilariously that I'm still laughing while typing this. Good one. 5 *'s for voicing what we all think of online dating profiles. Good job.
I give you 5 stars for the pure hilarity of this, I actually laughed out loud. Like actual laughter not just blowing air through my nose.