There Must Be A Mistake Ch. 29

"You are a sneaky bastard, as always, dad. I thought you picked Christmas Day as a publicity stunt. All along it was purely scientific."

"Don't I always has an ulterior moment Delicious? You should realize that by now. Is our tiny terror awake?"

"Yes, she is terrorizing Newton."

"Would you ask Teddy how many babies Jennifer is going to have; and if any of them are girls."

"Dad, you know that's cheating."

"I'm just hoping that Jennifer is going to have at least one girl in their, before I leave."

"Dad, if mom is pregnant, you are going to be in so much trouble."

"Baby, it's not 8 AM, and I've been told that by 3 other people already. I guess it must be true."

Delicious walked into the playroom, where Newton and Teddy were playing with Giant Lincoln Logs. She asked what they were making.

Newton answered, "We are making a stairway to a train station."

Teddy said, "No, stairs to ship. We fly soon."

"Yes we do Teddy. Are you excited?"

"No, much to do. Gordon okay. Zoie unhappy, mommy happy, daddy not sure. Zoey stay here. Not live long. Die in accident. Mommy very unhappy. Be in hospital many years. Never same. Daddy miserable long time, move out of house."

"Is there anything we can do to change that?"

"Zoey make bad decision. Everyone unhappy."

"Can I ask you a happy question?"

"Yes."

"Grandpa wants to know how many babies are in grandma's belly, and if they are girls. He really wants to give grandma a girl baby, before he leaves."

"No, no, no, not allowed tell."

"I know baby. I told grandpa the same thing. He will have to wait until the doctor's can tell him. I love you little one. You are very special to all of us."

"I know."

"You know I don't like it when you answer me that way."

"I know."

"I am going to lose this argument."

"I know."

"I'm going to cut your hair off."

"Climb out crib."

"I lose again."

"I know."

"I love you."

"I love my mommy."

"Gotcha!"

"I know."

"Dammit, I couldn't keep my mouth closed."

"I know."

"Teddy!"

Teddy didn't answer."

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"Dad, Teddy said she's not allowed to say, but what she did tell me was startling."

"What was it?"

"Zoey is not coming with us. She is going to die in automobile accident. Payne is going to be in a hospital for many years. She will never be the same. Zoie made a bad decision. Everyone is going to be unhappy. Eventually, Dycke will leave Payne."

"Like hell, I won't let that happen. I'll kidnap her first. I won't have everyone's lives be destroyed, because of a confused little girl, and a possessive mother. I'll call Dycke and tell him what's going on"

"Dad, if you're going to kidnap her, telling her father is not a good move."

"I'm not going to tell him I'm going to kidnap her, I'm just going to tell him what Teddy said. Maybe he'll come up with something."

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"Newton help, come me?"

"Sure Teddy, what are we doing?"

"Surprise for grandma. No tell mommy."

"Am I going to get into trouble?"

"Maybe, two banilla ice cream, choclate syrup you, no me."

"You have a deal."

They went into her room, and she pointed to the bottom drawer of her dresser, which she couldn't open herself.

Newton opened it, and found all of her baby clothes inside.

"Teddy these clothes are too small for you."

"Put on floor, two by each. Pink dress top, close drawer, go play."

"I know what you're doing. You are going to drive mommy crazy."

"Mommy not crazy. Mommy bored, needs something important to do. Help you make sound move faster light. Is possible, work hard, not much time."

"I wouldn't know where to start Teddy."

"Sound move round mountain, ask grandpa where start."

"I've never had a headache. I think you are going to give me one."

"Nobel Prize, Newton Luck Thyme. Must go now, mommy catch us."

A little while later, Delicious walked into the playroom.

"Teddy, were you in your room?"

"Play with logs; almost finished."

"Newton, was she always with you?"

"We've been together every minute mom. Is anything wrong?"

"Yes, two stacks of her baby clothes are on the floor. I don't know how they got there."

"Were you getting ready to donate them to make more room for her new clothes and forgot about them?"

"It's a good idea, but I hadn't thought about it. They are right in front of the changing table. They couldn't have been there when she woke up this morning. Maybe your father was looking for something he hid, and didn't put them away."

"That sounds like something dad would do. At work, he doesn't stop until he is finished. At home, he never remembers where he leaves his glasses."

"That is your father. I'll ask him when he gets home."

"Should I give you his answer now, or do you want to wait until 6 o'clock."

"No, I'll live in suspense, until he gets home."

"You no fun mommy."

"You fun Teddy."

"I know."

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In the basement, across the street, a battle was raging. Liz was giving Gordon everything she had, and Gordon would not go down for the count. As he told her before the battle began, Monty beat him up before their first bout, but today would be different. It was, and Monty was rooting for both sides. When Liz tried the kick that knocked him out the first time they fought, not only did he rotate into it, but he also gave her a forearm to the jaw as an added impetus for her not to try it again.

Monty scored the 30-minute bout 50 to 39 in Liz's favor.

Gordon was incensed.

"Do I have to bring Jeff in here to score a match properly? I beat the shit out of her most of the time. She got some better shots in than I did, but an 11 point difference is garbage, and you know it."

"She held several kicks back, because she didn't want to hurt you."

"Is that true Liz, you held back?"

"Yes I had to. On certain moves towards your kidneys and liver, I had to hold back, or you would've been in severe pain."

"Who do I have to fight that will not hold back?"

"I'll ask Jeff who in your weight class is the best he has."

"Good, set it up, and we will do it in the main building. We will let Jeff score it. Liz, I'd like to keep training against you, and I would like you not to hold back."

"I would like that also. You test me to my limits most of the time."

"I'm going to take a shower and go to work."

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Adam burst into the house a little earlier than usual. It was only 11:30 PM, and dinner wasn't ready. Laura looked at his face and new something was up. He was lit up like a Christmas tree from the inside, and if he didn't say something soon, he was going to burst.

"Say something Adam; say it before you have a heart attack."

"I am fully qualified. I passed the test. I got a 97, and they passed me."

"Adam no one gets fully qualified, unless they score 100 percent on the test. It's a hard and fast rule, and the committee won't let you get your rating without it. Did they tell you what you messed up on?"

"Yes they did."

"Well, what was it?"

"I spelled my name wrong. I only spelled it with one F. That's why they deducted three points from my total score. Since it didn't affect my academic or technical work, they passed me. They told me to look at my drivers license any time I signed anything."

"Adam, you are an asshole."

"Yes I am. However, I am a fully qualified asshole now. I can start working regular hours."

"I hope they can find at least one more plumber before we leave. Otherwise you are going to be working your ass off every day we are in space."

"Honey, I told you I'm used to hard work. Now that I know I'm going, and I'm going to be married to you, I couldn't be happier."

"Dinner is not ready. Do you want to take a shower?"

"I really think it's unfair that you are already prepared to take a shower, and I have to get undressed. Next time I'll undress in the car. Have I told you how gorgeous you look?"

"No, not since you left the house at 5:30 this morning."

"Start the shower, and I will remedy that fact 1000 times before we eat."

Laura sprinted towards the bathroom, which recently became her favorite room in the house.

Adam turned off the oven, to keep dinner from burning. He walked leisurely to the bedroom, undressing as he went along. He removed his boots, and put them in the closet. He stripped, and put his clothes into the hamper. She had trained him well.

He smiled thinking how far they'd come in such a short period of time. Not only did he love her physically, but also spiritually.

For the first time in her 24 years, Laura was head over heels in love, and in lust with him. She was enjoying the freedom of her body, and understood all the sounds that came from her mother's room all those years.

Adam was shaken out of his reverie by an ear-piercing scream.

"Adam get in here, before I call for a replacement."

He stuck his head into the bathroom and asked, "Who could you get to replace me in your hour of need?"

Laura proceeded to list the names of her every agent that was on duty.

"I thought you loved me. Now you tell me you are just using me for my body."

"This decision is yours Adam, get in here, or I will go home to Glen Falls until December 24."

"You wouldn't do that to me; no, you wouldn't do that to us."

"I would miss you as I would miss my right leg. However, you promised me something, and now you are backing away from me. Why Adam, is it because you're fully qualified now and don't need me as a front anymore?"

Adam got into the shower, and knelt before her.

"Laura, I need you like a drowning man needs air, like a dark room needs light, and a starving person needs food.

I don't know why this argument between us started, because I was thinking about how wonderfully we have grown together in such a short period of time. I marveled at my depth of feeling for you. I realized how little feeling I felt for the women I had been with sexually. You mean so much more to me than any or all of them combined. There is nothing you could ask me that I would not do for you, simply because I love you so much. Please Laura; never leave me, because you may as well take my heart with you, if you do."

"Do you remember when I told you this is my first time around the block Adam, and I was afraid of being hurt? That's what it felt like when you wouldn't come to me. If this was my house, instead of yours, I feared you might leave, and never return. I didn't know what kept you, and I was very worried."

"If we were staying on this planet, I would put a closed circuit television system in so you could watch my every move. I told you the first day we were together that I would never hurt you. Today I did, and I am so sorry Laura. I didn't mean to do it."

"Let's go inside, dinner is going to burn."

"No it's not, I turned the oven off. I wanted to take a long, slow shower, with you."

"Are you going to wash my hair?"

"Yes, and I'm going to leave the conditioner in for 10 minutes, just like the bottle recommends."

"Are we going to run out of hot water?"

"I have a 150 gallon hot water heater, set at 130 degrees. It is powered by solar energy during the day and gas at night. I could keep you here until midnight and not run out of hot water."

"It's just about midnight now."

"Are we out of hot water?"

"No."

"Didn't I tell you so?"

"Love me, or kill me Adam, but please shut up."

They didn't run out of hot water, even when the sun peaked its head up in the morning, when they were in bed.

Laura advanced her knowledge of sex with this man 1000 fold to the joy, and agony of Adam. He demanded to know where she learned to squeeze the bottom of his penis to keep him from ejaculating, and she wouldn't tell him.

"Remember baby, turnabout is fair play."

For almost the next hour, Adam tortured Laura, bringing her close to the precipice, but denying her the orgasm that she so desired.

As he brought her to the peak again he said, "Tell me Laura, and I'll let you cum."

"Please Adam, you're killing me."

"Death by orgasm is wonderful. Tell me, and I will give it to you."

"You will laugh at me if I tell you."

"Let me laugh and I'll let you have the best orgasm imaginable."

"If you are lying to me, I will have Phil kill you."

"Tell me.

"My grandfather told me how to do it."

"You have to be kidding me. That old man told you how to delete an orgasm?"

"You better never called him old to his face. Patrick is only 13 years old, and Jemma always walks around with a smile on her face. Now, you owe the best orgasm imaginable, or do I call Phil?"

"Bring your knees to your nose and don't let them go. My tongue is going to play with your hymen, and when I am finished with you, we are going to have to sleep in another room."

"Why can't we change the sheets instead?"

"Because the mattress will be soaked with your fluids. Now, pay attention to a very talented tongue.

Laura thought he was bragging, when he said his tongue was going to play with her hymen. What she didn't understand was the position she was in shortened her vaginal canal by three inches. Not only could he touch her hymen with his tongue, he could see it clearly.

"Your hymen is beautiful dear. Would you like me to take a picture of it so you can see it?"

"Maybe on our wedding night, before I throw your cell phone in the toilet and clog your drain with it. However, I'm still waiting for my mind blowing orgasm, and you have yet to deliver it."

"Your wish Madam is my command."

Adam's face disappeared between her thighs, and in a millisecond, Laura screamed in pleasure. His teeth were attached to her clitoris, and two fingers of his right hand were rubbing against the inner folds of her vagina. Adam opened his mouth and let his tongue began to torment her. He licked and sucked on the large labial walls, and every time he passed her opening, he gave it a quick lick, and moved on.

Laura screamed his name, grabbed his hair, and begged him to stop teasing her.

"My grandfather didn't teach me this, but it is effective isn't it?"

She jerked his head up and looked him in the eye.

"I am going to do something I have never done before. I am going to go into the bathroom, lock the door, and make myself cum. I just can't stand anymore of your teasing. I'm not used to this. It may be good for some girls with experience, but I have none. I don't know how to handle this. This is the second time tonight we have disagreed with one another. I'm beginning to wonder if we are right for one another."

"You are giving me confusing signals baby. I have experience, and I know what women like. If you want me to come to bed with you, give you an orgasm, and go to sleep, I can do that for you. Today you delayed my orgasm, and seemed keen to find out what it would be like if I delayed yours. That's what I was doing. You had six mini-orgasms, which you can see by the wetness of my face, and on the sheets. I could have given you the big one anytime I wanted, but you seemed like you wanted to continue playing.

You have to tell me what you want, or I will never know. I don't know if you want to use hand signals, or words when you're ready, but unless you tell me, I cannot read your mind. I told you before I don't want to lose you. I will do anything in my power to keep that from happening. You have to help me Laura, or we may as well go back to putting clothes on, until we get married."

"I don't want to put my clothes on Adam. I will buy a Latin dictionary, and we will use words from it to tell you what I need, or what I want."

"What happens if I want something?"

"That's easy, you can't have it."

"I think I want to renegotiate my part of that deal."

"If you give me the big one, I'm going to need another shower."

"I'll make sure you squeaky clean, and put more conditioner in your hair."

"Can you really see my hymenCan you really see my ?"

"Yes I can."

"Would you get my cell phone please?"

"Hedonist."

"No, just curious. How many girls know what they are going to lose, before they lose their virginity?"

"Here's your phone."

"You are going to take the picture. It's a one-shot deal, and then I'm going to erase it. Please keep this between us."

"Always Laura."

She pulled her knees up as high as they would go, and turned her head to the side. Adam played with her clit for a moment to get her petals to moisten and open naturally. Seconds later, Laura heard the click of her cell phone.

Adam didn't look at the picture. He wanted her to be the first to see it. He had seen it live, and touched it with his tongue and fingers. He would remember it always, especially on December 26, when he took it from her."

"Is that the whole thing? Is that what all men desire to take from a woman? What is the big deal?"

"You are too cute Laura. It's like a ribbon cutting ceremony for an interstate highway, or a new bridge. Every man wants to say he was the first one to open it."

"It must be the blood. Everyman loves to blood his enemy."

"I never looked at it that way, but it could be true."

"90 percent of the men in this world are pussy whipped. If a wife wants something, she uses her pussy to get it. If her husband does something wrong, the wife's pussy is closed. I don't want that between us. I don't want us to go to bed angry. I want all our arguments to be left outside our bedroom door."

"I love the way you think. I love the way you look. I love the way you feel. Five more weeks, and that piece of flesh is mine."

"You better be a good boy, or I will go to the hospital and have them snip it."

"It would not matter to me. I love you, not just that piece of flesh. Promise you'll talk to me, before we start to argue. If I don't know what you're thinking, I won't know what to do about it."

"I promise, but remember this relationship stuff is very new to me, and you are my first boyfriend.""

"If I have my way Laura, I will also be your last boyfriend. I will also be your first and last husband."

"I like that last part, too."

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Stephano was on the phone, when Patti burst in to his office.

"She won; Sandy Hastings won the election for governor in a landslide. There were almost 9 percentage points between her, and her opponent. They are calling it the biggest political route in the history of Maryland."

"Should we call the advisor to the Governor-elect of Maryland to congratulate him on a job well done, or do you think he's busy screwing the Governor-elect of Maryland to put a smile on her face for her acceptance speech this evening."

"I just think this is hysterical. Robert makes an offhanded remark to me about politics. I call Clark, and he sets up a phone call between Cindy and Robert. Robert makes such an impression on Fred that he is made a top advisor to Sandy's campaign. Whenever you see a picture of her, he is in the picture standing close-by. Sandy's campaign goes from four points down to winning by more than eight points. How good is our son Stephano?"

"Do you want the scary answer, the really scary answer, or the answer that's going to blow your mind?"

"You have me shaking already Steph, how much worse can it be?"

"Each Hastings girl is brilliant. Sandy and Cindy are 44 years old. Danni and Debbie are 43. What would happen if all four of them became pregnant by Robert?

"It would ruin Sandy's political career."

"No. She would announce, in advance, she is going through 'in vitro' to become pregnant. She is still too traumatized by the images of her mother's past to get married. She wants a chance to have a child of her own, before she becomes too old. There will be the usual uproar, from the far right religious groups, but the women's groups will stand beside her. Shortly afterwards, Cindy, Danni, and Debbie will announce that they too are joining their sister in an attempt to become pregnant by in vitro fertilization. They didn't want the new governor elects child to be lonesome."