What Kind of Man I Am Ch. 01-04

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Thursday Night August 17, 2017

In walked Monica Montoya. Looking lovely as ever, in white shorts and sweatshirt.

Her long brunette hair looked soft and silky.

Fuck, those tanned legs! Thank god for the sweat shirt, even though she made that look sexy too.

Matty looked very guilty as he escorted Monica into the living room.

"Hi Chip. Hi Jacy."

"Hi Mon!"

"Hi Monica."

"What are you guys doing? I could hear your laughing at my place."

"Chip was just going to tell us the secrets of men and sex. He was about to tell me why our men want to do us in the butt!"

Jacy was smirking and giggling. Fucker.

"Oooh. I got here just in time! I can't wait to hear this."

"I don't know if I can do this now guys."

Monica came and sat down beside me and made puppy dog eyes at me.

"Please Chip. Tell us about our butts!"

More giggling from the girls.

Cappy had a decent come back.

"Chip! Tell Monica that we need to do a live demonstration!"

"You want a seat at the table? You have to do 3 shots and then I'll start."

Matty lined them up. Damn, this girl can down shots. Matty lined up the three for us as well. I started thing about drinking tequila out of Monica's belly button. Shake it off Chip.

"I'm going to give it you unfiltered. Hardcore.

I expect truthful participation."

Matty nodding away.

"Epic."

"Now, as far as fucking a woman in the ass. I want to try this at least once in my life. On one hand it seems like a great idea. I've read a woman can cum hard multiple times and the man gets to fuck the tightest hole ever. On the other hand, I would never want to hurt my partner. I am also turned off about the possibility of seeing feces or blood on the Captain. If I was ever lucky enough to do it with my partner, I would help her to be super clean and lubed properly. "

"I have never even discussed it with Joan. She is a tiny woman. I don't have an enormous penis, but I can't see my 7 inches going in her ass without doing some internal damage."

For gods sake. Did I just tell everyone how big my cock is? Cappy had some incredible insight of what to do next.

"Chip! Pull me out and show Monica."

Jacy looks at Matt very seriously.

"Matty do you want to fuck my ass?"

Thank goodness. I think I dodged a bullet.

"Umm. Wow. Is there even a safe answer to this question?"

Matty swallows.

"You know what. I would! You have a smoking hot ass and I would love to as long as you were up for it. We take all the precautions so that we could both enjoy it. And if it hurt or just sucked for you, then we would never try it again."

"Perfect answer baby!"

She crawls up into his lap and gives him a big kiss on the lips. The she turns to me.

"Don't even fucking think I forgot about The Captain or the fact that you measured it. Do you really call your penis the Captain?"

Fuck!

"Yep. Captain America. Or Cappy, Cap, The Captain."

Matty was ready to chip in.

"El Captain!"

"Nicely played. I have not used that one before. I'll allow it."

Jacy just shakes her head. I wanted to tease her since she couldn't let me slide in front of Monica.

"Do you want to know what the super soldier serum is?"

Monica smirks and I swear she just looked at my package when she spoke.

"I think we can figure that one out."

Jacy moved off Matty's lap and smirked.

"So, The Captain huh. And you go around telling everyone about him?"

"No. Just Matty. Now you and Monica. And it's embroidered on all my underwear. When I wear underwear. If I don't, it's Commando Cappy."

"I can have fun with this. I like it. Honey, do you have a name for your penis too?"

"Nope. That's Chip's thing. I do have a name for my tongue."

Monica and Jacy start giggling again. I had to get this talk back on track.

"Jacy. To be fair. What's your view of Matty fucking your smokin ass?"

"Well, it is smokin. I'm considering it. We would have to talk about it and research it. But probably do it at least once."

Matty winked at me and had a big grin on. That squares us for Vegas fucker.

Monica looked uncomfortable. I couldn't read why. She looked at me.

"God, it's really warm in here."

Monica then took her sweat shirt off. Good god! Cappy with the music blaring in my head.

"I got a little nervous

When she her coat off

She looked so pretty, aah yeah."

Wha, wha, what the fuck! When a woman takes a sweat shirt off, the shirt underneath clings to the sweatshirt. That was happening right now. God, she has a beautiful tanned tummy. Her boob closet to me was about to be revealed next. I was just staring at her with my mouth open. Jacy jumped up.

"Mon, your going to give Chip a heart attack!"

I lost it.

"FUCK, MONICA!"

I got up and walked out into the back yard.

Matty came out to check on me.

"You okay man?"

"Dude, when she took her sweatshirt off. And her tanned tummy. And then her breast.

Eddie Money wailing in my head. You know that song? Shakin?"

"So your not mad then. That's good. Cool down and come back in. We can do this another night."

"No. We finish this tonight! Give me a couple minutes. Hey, did you invite her over?"

"Not exactly. I may have told her if your Jeep is here, that you're here."

"Fucker."

"It didn't kill you. It'll put hair on your balls. Oh yeah, never mind."

I could hear Matty go in and tell the girls I was okay. The window was open.

"He'll be fine. When Monica took her sweat shirt off. It was either walk outside or throw her over his shoulder."

"I'm sorry, I think?"

Did she just giggle?

"Don't be. It's okay. You know, he mentioned a song. He likes all that hard rock from the eighties that his brother listened to. Let me just pull it up.

After a few more minutes, I came back inside and sat down.

Before I could apologize, Jacy jumped in.

"Okay. Lets just put it out there. Chip likes Monica. Monica likes Chip. You would have jumped each others bones at the BBQ if you could have. Chip will more than likely be living here in two weeks. Try to keep your hands off each other until then. He needs to resolve his current situation. If you say anything Mon, I will kick your ass."

Jacy looked at Matty as if he should say something.

"Monica. I would be extremely disappointed if you say something? And uh, give you a stern talking to."

"Wow. Your such a bad ass honey."

"Chip. I won't say anything. I promise."

"Thank you Monica. I'm sorry I blew up."

Monica squeezed my arm and I sighed.

Matty hit something on his phone.

"She was shakin. Oh oh ooh oh

snappin her fingers."

I ran over and jumped on him

"Oh you think that's funny fucker!"

"Boys!"

We settled back down, but the mood was lighter. I looked at Jacy.

"Jacy, what's next. We got your ass covered."

"Very funny. So. Yeah. Oh. Do guys really want to cum all over a women's face."

Jacy waves her hand in a circle motion around her face.

"No. Not with someone we care about. If I didn't like the woman or it was kinda of a revenge fuck.. Then fine. Honestly, I prefer the woman to handle the finishing touches and pointing my cock where she wants my serum. Eight times of ten, I prefer in her pussy. The other twenty percent in her mouth or on the body. Variety is good. Matty anything different?"

"Nope. Right there with ya."

"Jacy. I assume you don't want Matty to cum on your face?"

"It's kinda of degrading. No. Umm, well, maybe once? Not in the eyes! I don't know. It is hot in here!"

Matty was just staring at Jacy. Christmas is really early for Matty! You owe me now!

"Good. Let's keep talking about cumming. As I said, I would prefer my partners hand to finish me if I was to cum out side her pussy or mouth. I only want to use my own hand for an occasional pop when needed. Like when I get home tonight."

"Don't go there again. I can barely use that bathroom now!"

Monica was confused and Matty was laughing.

"I'll tell you another time Mon. Continue."

"I love to cum in my partners mouth and have it dribble out. If she wanted it on her breasts, tummy, or pussy, I'm all for it. If she likes it, I like it. So damn sexy to have her to waiting and watching for me to cum. To see her face react and what she has done to me. I love to look at my partner's face when I'm cumming. If I do cum in her pussy, It would be hot to have her suck the cum off my cock when I pull out. Maybe it's just a guy thing."

Matty nods in agreement.

"Check, check and check."

"Jacy?"

She looks at Matty.

"I'm good with all that. I would like you to tell me where you want to cum too. Like, oh baby I want to cum all over your gorgeous breasts."

She looked at Matty and he was still smiling and nodding.

"Sure. Not a problem."

You owe me twice now.

"I know we covered the butt. Do you guys really enjoy rubbing your cocks between our tits, ass cheeks, thighs, feet and so on? "

"For the most part we want to rub are cocks all over a woman's body. For me, I'm not into the foot stuff. Or arm pits. For me the go zone is from the thighs to the head. Umm. No ears, nose, or eyes either. So I guess the mouth on down. Ooh. Long hair is a good as well. Recently, I was thinking that wrapping a woman's long hair around my cock would be very sexy. Or if she did it while she gave me a blowjob. Oh shit! I didn't mean like tonight recently."

I was embarrassed. Monica has long beautiful hair. She poked me!

"Sure Chip."

More giggling, ugh.

"I love to massage my partner's back and rubbing my cock on her ass. Love foreply! Breasts all oiled up and fucking them slowly. Oh man."

"You agree with him on this?"

"Pretty much! The hair? I never thought about. But looking at you hair now, yeah."

"Honey? You can rub your cock anywhere you want on me, okay?"

"Wow. I love you Jacy. I love you more Chip!"

I smiled.

"Yeah yeah, merry Christmas."

"What about positions? Do guys just always want finish doggie style like in porn?"

"Fucking positions? I like every position, unless I need yoga moves to pull it off. I prefer to face my partner. I love cowgirl and the lazy man. I can touch and suck on her breasts and squeeze her ass. You can make out and play with her clitty. I also love missionary and face off."

Monica had a question.

"What's face off?"

"The man sitting and the woman facing him and mounted on him"

"Oh."

"I also really like the pretzel, g-whiz, iron chef, spooning, and gift wrapped. Hell, I like all of them."

I had some confused people

"Matty. Type in a search sex positions Men's Health. I think it says 45 positions."

Jacy scootched close to Matty to look. They started scrolling through the article.

"Oh wow."

I pulled out my phone and typed in the search.

"Here, Monica you can look at my phone."

I was watching how Monica reacted to the positions. She raised her eyebrows.

"Oh, I like heir to the throne."

Jacy looked up.

"I know. Right! Matty make a note on that."

"Hey, we we're talking about intercourse not oral. We can do that later."

When we got to pretzel, she bit her bottom lip. The next one was g-whiz. She looked at me and put her hand on my thigh.

"I should probably stop looking at these Chip. I might have to go outside."

She handed me my phone. Chuckles from the couple on the couch. Then Matty's eyebrows flew up.

"Jacy, what do you think of the butter churner."

"Fuck. No way we can pull that off. Probably separate my shoulder!"

I scrolled that one up for Monica. She just started laughing. Matty was scrolling and then looked up at me.

"The iron chef, solid choice man."

"I like to do some things in the kitchen."

Monica squeezed my leg, to say show me already. So I did. She squeezed my leg hard and caught her breath.

"Okay I need to go outside for a minute."

Monica left us and then Jacy went outside to check on her. Matty started giggling.

"Hey. You remember there was a black and white poster of all the faces of Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes? I want these positions on a poster like that! Then I can go up to it and decide what to try. Honey. I'm thinking wheel barrow followed up by mountain climber."

We had a good laugh. Matty started scrolling again.

"Seriously. spork and gift wrapped. Wow. Good thing Monica stepped out. Chicka bow bow!"

Matty winked at me. Looks like the girls were coming back in. Jacy sat down beside Matty and squeezed his leg.

"I think we can look at the positions alone Matty!"

"I want to get a poster made up with them!"

"Of course you do."

"So. Oral. I love giving and receiving. I don't need to be deep throated. I do like any licking and slobbering all over my cock. That includes my balls. I would love a blowjob everyday. Get it out the way and then I return the favor. Then we can get to the hard fuck my woman deserves. The hard fuck will be covered in the second seminar."

"As far as eating pussy. I love it. Jacy you have to tell Matty what you like and don't like."

"Now?"

"You want to that in private?"

"Yes. Sorry."

"It's Okay. Just make sure you do. Men need to be guided a little. We want you to have great orgasms and squirt! We know we did a good job then."

"Squirting? Really, you would like that?"

"Fuck yeah. I love a woman's juices."

Jacy and Monica looked at each other.

Some sort of sisterhood telepathy!

"Let's talk about where we want to have sex besides the bedroom."

Everyone got quiet and stared at me.

"Number one answer on the board for me? Hot tub. Two? Shower."

Monica chuckled a little.

"I see a trend developing. Is 3,4, and 5 the tub, pool, and ocean?"

"You think your funny too?"

I looked her in the eyes and gave her my phone back on the spork.

"Chip!"

She smacked my leg. She wasn't really mad. I could tell. Thank god it was my left leg. The captain was wedged down my right leg.

"Those locations offer lots of opportunity for foreplay and building sexual heat. We might end up in the bedroom after that? I do love the kitchen. You have a nice table and island Matty. You guys every break them in?"

"Uh. Maybe."

Jacy giggles and tickled Matty.

"He's so shy."

"The Living room is great, on the couch. Hey Matty. Remember our sophomore year at State? Christmas break and your parents were gone. I may have been the one that left the stain on the couch."

"Fucker. That was you? Oh man. I cleaned your cum off the couch?"

"It was not all me. Some of it was Karen's.

Sorry."

"Fucker. Really?"

"Yeah. You didn't hear her?"

My turn to chuckle.

"Okay. Back to it. The Garage is cool. Especially on the hood of the car. Ooh. In the Jeep with top off!"

Matty looks at me quizzical.

"What position would be optimal in the Jeep?"

I moved my arms to be on the back of the couch.

"If she had her arms wrapped around the roll bar like this. And I was holding her up with my hands on her ass, with her legs wrapped around me. Full access for my mouth on her breasts and lips. Could probably get real deep penetration too. Spreading her ass cheeks apart. Oh baby!"

Matty was smiling.

"You can call it the Wrangler position."

Jacy gave me stern look. I looked over at Monica. She looked flush.

"Sorry. Okay. Other places? umm. Covered the house and cars. I'm really game for it anywhere. But I would prefer not to be seen. I like the idea of getting caught, but would prefer not to be caught. My office at work or the bathroom at my office? I could go for that. Oh shit. The fitting room at Macy's. Yes!"

Jacy raised her eyebrows.

"That is very specific fitting room you like Chip."

She knew exactly what I was thinking.

"It looks very comfortable and safe."

"Have you every been inside a Macy's fitting room?"

"Maybe."

Everyone broke out in a smile. Jacy got a serious look on her face.

"Chip. What about threesomes. Don't guys always dream of a threesome?"

Matty was going to get up. Jacy grabbed him and made him sit down.

"Yes. Two women. Just to be clear. I have no interest in sharing with another dick. I'm a alpha dog all the way. When you're really deeply in love with someone and that love is returned the same. You don't even think of a threesome."

"Your single and want to try it with people you feel safe with. Sure. What about you Jacy? You want two guys at the same time?"

My mind started to think about Monica and if she had a twin sister. I shuddered. I knew I shouldn't have thought it! Cappy jumped on it.

"Chip! Monica and Tiffany at the same time!

I'll tell you what to say. Just get them together."

"I like the way you put it. Right now. Hell no. Matty is all I need and want."

Matty gave her a kiss on the cheek.

"Okay. Any other fantasies or fetishes we need to go over? Maybe we should just save them for another night. We can do oral and the hard fuck then. Or if you have questions."

Matty and Jacy looked at each other and back over at me and Monica. Matty smirked.

"Yeah. That's enough. I need to talk to Jacy. Where going to up real late tonight!"

"Matty!"

I have never seen Jacy blush that red. Oh shit. Matty was recording this. I totally forgot.

"Alright, I am going to head home. The game and shots have done me in."

Jacy got up and hugged me and brought one hand up and touched my face. She mouthed thank you. Matty came over next and put both his hands on my face.

"Give us a kiss."

"Okay, knock it off fucker. Monica can I walk you out?"

"Oh. Yes. Absolutely. Good night guys."

We walked out the door. I was parked in Matty's driveway beside Monica's driveway.

I stopped in front of the Jeep.

"I'm sorry if I uh."

She kissed me. She kissed me hard. She jammed her tongue down my throat with a hunger. Monica melded into my body, straddling my right leg. Her arms went around my neck and mine on her hips. I pulled her to me and she grinded on my cock. We kissed for twenty seconds? I was giving way to my lust. My hands were about grab onto her ass. But I thought of my kids and broke the kiss.

"Monica. I can't. Oh fuck. I want to. I will. But."

Monica was looking at me wild eyed. Her hands were grabbing the front my shirt. I had to physically keep her away. She let go and her eyes returned to normal.

"Chip! I'm so sorry. I'm sorry. I should go. I'm sorry. Jacy is going to kill me!"

"It's okay. Your wonderful and amazing. It happened. It's okay."

She started walking away from me backwards.

"Chip. I'm going to take a long, long, steamy shower. You better go home and take a shower! Can you drive with that?"

She was laughing and her eyes were dancing. She looked down at my crotch.

I had to chuckle.

"Good night Mon."

"Good night Chip."

I hoped in the Jeep. Fuck! My cock is about to rip through my shorts.

I was home and in the shower in no time. Joan was asleep and the kids were in their rooms.

My brain picked right up with the wrangler position. Monica's tan legs wrapped around me. He arms serpentine around the roll bar, with her breasts bouncing as I thrust my rock hard cock up into her. My balls slapping her ass. I'm holding her up by her ass cheeks, spreading them wide so my shaft can bottom out. Her pussy is so wet, I can feel her juices dripping and drizzling all over my balls. I burrowed my head between her breasts. Nibbling and licking. Her head was pointed up as if searching for the sun. Her mouth hung open, grunting every time I stroked in her. I moved my mouth to one of her delicious pink nipples and greedily sucked. She moaned loudly.

"Oh yes. Suck my nipples Chip! Oh god. Put it all the way in. Oh yes. Like that."

I picked up the pace and started to really fuck her hard. I wanted to cum. I wanted to make Monica mine.

"Yes. Yes. Fuck me hard! Fuck me baby! I need your serum!"

"Oh fuck Monica. I going to cum inside you!"