An Incest Birthday Ch. 27

"I guarantee it's gonna be Dana or Becky," Chris said. "Dana's chest is gonna be bouncing all over the place and Becky will be too worried about messing her hair up."

"Ironically that sounds about right," Ashley said and everybody agreed. "Ok, it's time, everybody ready?"

Everyone looked around nervously and nodded their head yes. "We're ready," I said.

Ashley opened the door and we all stepped up to it. It was dark, but the street lights were on, and if you wanted to see us you could. "Ok everybody, on the count of three we're all gonna drop our robes and go, ok, here we go, one... two... three... GO!"

We all dropped our robes and took off out the door screaming like someone was chasing us with a chainsaw. Becky went the wrong way.

"Hahahaha Becky where are you going, we said left!" Dana screamed laughing.

"Fuck! I thought we were gonna go right then go counterclockwise," she said as she caught up.

"Haha only you Becky! This is the best dare ever!"

We were eight of us, running ass naked down a suburb street, and screaming loud and having fun while we did it. I checked everyone out while we ran (everybody but Chris) as I'm sure we all did and took in the sight of everyone's body as they ran. Carina and Dana's tits were bouncing wildly, but Dana more than Carina, and everyone's ass was shaking proud in the cold wind, and everyone had a big smile on their face, even me.

"HEY EVERYONE! WE'RE RUNNING NAKED DOWN THE STREET!" Carina yelled.

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO! COME BACK THIS WAY!" some random guy yelled.

"NOOOOO! BUT THANK YOU! Carina yelled back.

We turned the corner as a group and decided to stay like that at least until we got to the home stretch, where you didn't wanna finish last and have to be naked the rest of the day.

"Whoo nice ass Ashley, you do squats?" Stephanie said.

"No I use a workout ball, I'm too lazy to do all that extra movement."

"Well we're all getting plenty of movement now, there's ass everywhere!" Chris said.

"I guess it's not so cold out after all, well maybe a little," Becky teased.

"Hey I can say the same for all of you with your hard nipples," Chris retaliated.

"We have no say in it, our nipples like cold weather, nothing we can do about it."

"And my junk doesn't like cold weather, right now he's taking one for the team!"

"You have a tattoo on your ass Dana? What's that Mickey Mouse?" Rita asked.

"No it's Minnie, I might get Mickey on the other cheek though. Carina has one too, but it's on her leg if I remember right," Dana said.

"Yeah it is, I got snoopy on my inner left thigh," Carina said.

"So you have a tattoo of a doggy next to your kitty cat?" Stephanie asked.

"I know, ironic right? That's what so good about it."

"And how may I ask do Dana know exactly where it is?"

"That's a story we can save for another time, like when we're not running ass naked down the street maybe?" Dana interrupted.

We turned another corner and was now running the long street parallel to Ashley's, if any of us were tired we weren't showing it, we had the same pace for the entire time we were running.

"If this was a horror movie this would be the worst time for the killer to pop out," Rita said.

"Me and Chris are dead immediately, he might let you all go," I said.

"If Ashley twerks on him he might let us all go," Carina laughed.

"Well then I guess we're all fucked, unless it's a hot chick serial killer," Ashley said.

"If it's a hot chick serial killer I'll dance on her," Chris said.

"If it's a hot chick leprechaun you'd dance on her," Dana laughed.

"I'd be careful not to let one of those globes you call tits smack you in the face!"

"You'd like that wouldn't you? Soak em up, because this is the last time you'll see them!"

"Last time today," Becky laughed. "You can't keep those things covered up for five minutes!"

"It's not my fault my tits tend to fall out of their clothes!"

"It is when you purposely buy shirts that are too small! We all know."

"WHOOOOOOOOOOO! NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! HEY GUYS COME LOOK AT THIS! ASS AND TITTIES EVERYWHERE!" another random person said.

"Naked block run baby! Soak it all up!" Becky said as we ran past them.

"WAIT FOR US WE'LL RUN WITH YOU!" the guy said.

"NO THAT'S OK, TWO PENISES ARE ENOUGH, BUT THANKS ANYWAY!" Ashley yelled back.

We turned the corner again, almost back to the house. It was a little cold, we were getting stared at, and my stuff kept bouncing off my legs, but it was hella fun.

"Quick, somebody start singing something really loud, draw some attention," Becky said.

"Why would we want people to look at us?" Stephanie asked.

"That's the whole point of this! Come on, you only live once!"

"I got this," Chris said. "Just follow my lead. Ooo-ooh, Ooo-ooh, WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP..."

"BUTTERCUP BABY JUST TO LET ME DOWN!" all the girls followed. In no time we were all singing the song at the top of our lungs as we streaked down the street without a care in the world, not even worrying about being seen anymore.

"AND MESS ME AROUND AND THEN WORST OF ALL..."

"WORST OF ALL..."

"YOU NEVER CALL BABY WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL..."

"SAY YOU WILL..."

"BUT I LOVE YOU STILL I NEED YOU!"

"I NEED YOU!"

"MORE THAN ANYONE, DARLIN, YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE FROM THE START, SO BUILD ME UP.."

"BUILD ME UP..."

"BUTTERCUP, DON'T BREAK MY HEAAAAAAART!"

People opened their doors laughing and cheering at us as we ran past, and we just kept on singing. We saw a couple camera flashes, but there was no way they got any of our faces so we kept running. We got one or two people who didn't appreciate what we were doing, but they were immediately drowned out by us finishing the song and whatever people were still there.

"What the hell is wrong with us?" I laughed. "We could get arrested for this."

"That would be the most epic way to get arrested ever! Eight naked teenagers crammed in the back of a squad car, our mom would shit bricks, but it'd be completely worth it," Chris said.

"That would definitely be my Facebook cover picture," Carina said.

"It will be, I guarantee somebody took a good picture," Dana followed.

"Alright everybody, we're at the last corner, remember the last person on the porch has to stay naked, no exceptions. Once we turn the corner everyone's on their own," Ashley said.

We got to the corner and almost like an instinct, everyone took off towards Ashley's house. All you could hear was shoes slamming against the concrete as we all made a mad dash to the house. We could see her house coming up the farther down the street we got, if there wasn't cars parked all over Ashley's driveway I might have had a hard time finding it in the dark.

"Moment of truth everybody! Whose gonna be the one taking a dip in the buff?" Chris teased.

"You if you don't pay attention to what's in front of you and stop staring at everyone," Rita said, warning him he was about to trip over a rock.

"I saw it, I can trip and fall and still be the first one back to the house."

"Keep talking, I'm gonna laugh so hard if you're the last one," Becky said.

Once the house got within distance Ashley, Chris, Rita and I dashed towards it with Chris getting there first then Rita then me then Ashley. We got on the porch just as Carina and Stephanie got there, and all that was left was Dana and Becky. They both ran towards us, stretching out their hand to try to beat the other. It was a photo finish, but in the end, Becky touched the porch first, grabbing the banister so hard her momentum jerked her body into the stair rails.

"Ow, that hurt a little, but at least I wasn't last! Have fun swimming naked!" Becky laughed.

"I don't even care, it won't bother me in the least," Dana retaliated.

"Oh we'll make sure it does," Ashley grinned. "Having fun yet Chris?"

"Ehh I'll let you know, I mean who doesn't run naked down the street nowadays?"

"Right, well you can run again if you want to, I'm going in, it's freezing now. Everybody put their bathing suits on and meet at the hot tub, through the kitchen, third door on the back wall."

We put our robes back on and scurried in the house back to wherever we changed before we left. My clothes were still in a pile from earlier so rather than going all the way to the basement, I decided to change right there, we all just seen each other completely naked, so there was no reason to be shy now. I folded my stuff up and left it by the side of the couch and headed for the hot tub, third door on the right. When I opened the door I was amazed at what I saw, not only was it on a patio with clear view of the nighttime surroundings, but it was fucking huge. We would all fit in it easily, with room to fit at least seven more people of we wanted to. It had settings already preset so I just hit the power button and watched it come to life.

"I mean really, who needs a hot tub this big? My room is smaller than this!" Stephanie said as she was the first to get there wearing Rita's leopard print bikini.

"That's what I was just thinking. We can go swimming in this thing."

"Must be nice. The water should be hot by now, let's get in."

We did get in, and I almost sank straight to the bottom the water felt so good. There were power jets all over the inside of the hot tub, and they were all on.

"Ok, turn around, I'm getting in," Dana said coming around the corner covering herself.

"What are you hiding for? We just ran around the block naked!" Stephanie said.

"That was different, we were all naked, you went upstairs and put some clothes on."

"Fine, big baby. Nothing we haven't seen anyway, or probably won't see again."

We were turned around for a while waiting for her to get in, but we didn't hear any water splashing or the floor creaking or anything, so we thought she left.

"Why the hell would she..."

"Cannonball!" Dana yelled as we turned to see her curled up naked body in midair as she flew towards us and into the hot tub, splashing water everywhere.

"Dana what the hell was that," I choked out spitting up water.

"That was funny is what that was. I will not be ridiculed."

"What the... how did all this...where did all this water come from? Dana was this you?" Ashley asked coming in the room with the rest of the girls.

"Double D's over there did a naked cannonball and almost killed us," Stephanie said.

"You said you weren't gonna do that anymore!"

"Noooooo, I said I wasn't gonna do it anymore FOR A WHILE, it's been a while," Dana said.

"If the water's not dried up you're gonna be mopping the deck FOR A WHILE!"

"Yeah yeah just get in."

The rest of the girls got in, Rita with her Betty Boop bikini, Carina with a Monster High Bikini, Becky with an all pink bikini, Carina in a sunshine at the beach kinda bikini, but Ashley had the best one, she had a Batman bikini, she won hands down, even though there wasn't a contest.

"Oh this water feels so good after running ass naked for ten minutes," Rita said.

"We would've been out sooner, but Becky took all day picking out a bikini as usual," Carina said.

"I wanted to have the best one, but all the good ones were dirty!"

"So you come out in an all pink, yeah you definitely win," Chris teased.

"Give it a minute, you'll catch on," Becky grinned.

"How can you possibly be more slutty," Dana said.

"I don't know, maybe if I didn't have on a bathing suit at all..."

"I lost a contest, you'd do it just for fun."

"So would you bitch! You're probably sitting right on top of a jet right now!"

"I wasn't, but now that you said that I..."

"No! No orgasms in the hot tub, unless I'm the one having them," Ashley said.

"I can't control what happens underwater! I might be sitting her and accidentally slip onto a jet and can't get right up, it wouldn't be the first time it happened, right Ashley?" Dana asked.

"Ewww you all came in the hot tub? The one that we're sitting in right now!" Stephanie said.

"That was a long time ago, we washed it out since then," Ashley said.

"And it was just her, not all of us, that would've been gross," Carina said.

"Man you guys aren't at all like I thought you were," Chris jumped in.

"What does that mean? Is that good or bad?" Ashley asked.

"I thought, we all thought you were all stuck up high-maintenance girls like the Ashley's from Recess, that was your nickname, The Ashley's, but you're basically like us kinda."

"Well we were high-maintenance at times, but we always did a lot of stupid stuff, and played video games and stuff like that, we just didn't let you see it."

"That's too bad, we could've avoided a lot of petty stuff," Rita said.

"Well that's what this day was for, to start fresh. If you think about it, we're almost the same as you four, with a few minor changes."

"How do you figure that?" I asked.

"Well obviously I'm the leader, and Randy they kinda go off you most of the time, like with the streaking thing, then it's Dana, the clown, who always makes fun of Becky, which is Stephanie always making fun of Chris, but still finds a way to make stuff about sex, then it's Becky, the one always getting picked on, but still has strong opinions and won't let anything go, just like Chris, and finally Carina, who is a mix of everything and has a line for each situation, like Rita."

We all sat there contemplating what she just said, looking around at each other in silence as the only noise that could be heard was the bubbling of the jets underwater.

"What are you talking about I get picked on? I don't get picked on!" Becky screamed.

"Becky, you had seven turns in a row on truth or dare earlier..." Carina said.

"That's because you were all being bitches because I drunk the tequila and tried to pi..."

"And tried to what Becky? Finish your sentence! Tried to pick on you!" Ashley laughed.

"It's ok Becky, remember Chris gets picked on by Stephanie all the time," Rita said.

"Only because I let her," Chris jumped in.

"Yeah right, you don't let her call you a kiss ass!" Dana said.

"I wouldn't be talking over there, girl next door, naked in a hot tub with seven other people."

"You better slow down before you slip up and put your foot in your mouth, or my foot, since we all know how much you enjoyed that earlier," Dana laughed.

"And this is how friends have friendly conversations in the 21st century," I laughed.

"Wait, if we we're the Ashley's, then who were you all supposed to be?" Becky asked.

"Obviously we're TJ's crew, or we could be the Rugrats, either one."

"SO which one are you Chris, Gus or Mikey?" Carina laughed.

"Neither, I'm Vince LaSalle, the athletic one of the group," Chris said.

"Last time I checked you weren't black, in any form of the word."

"I'm gonna just let that one roll past without incident. I'm relaxing in a hot tub, I won the naked race, I dominated the video games, I'm not gonna let you kill my vibe."

"Dominated video games? You won like twice!" Stephanie said.

"It was two of the best games so the effect is doubled."

"The best games were Goldeneye and Super Smash and you didn't win either," Becky gloated.

"Mario Kart is definitely better than Super Smash Brothers!" Chris yelled.

"It's up there, but it's not better, you're just saying that because that's all you won."

"I just remembered, did we put up any of that food we had out?" Ashley asked.

"Uhhh nope, still sitting out on the table attracting all kind of rodents," I said.

"Who wants to be the bestest friend in the world and clean it up?"

Silence. Everybody looking around waiting for a volunteer, the only problem was everybody was looking around waiting for a volunteer. We were all holding in laughs and not moving a muscle, that was until Becky finally gave in and slid over the side of the hot tub.

"I've never seen so many lazy people in my life," Becky scolded.

"THANKS BECKY! NOW WE WON'T MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR A FULL TWO MINUTES!" Carina yelled after her as Becky walked off, splashing water everywhere.

"I bet $50 she comes back with a bottle of liquor," Dana said.

"One bottle? She might bring all of it back and drink it all herself," Ashley followed.

"How can she drink so much and still be fine?" Rita asked.

"Lots and lots of practice, she's probably been drinking since she was two," Carina said.

"She's been drinking for a long time, but she's not a drunk?" Stephanie asked.

"No she's not. She's only been white girl wasted three times, and all three of those times were at a party. She doesn't just drink because there's nothing on TV or nothing like that, only when everyone else is drinking, she's a responsible drunk," Ashley laughed.

"I can't even go through half a bottle without falling up the stairs," I said.

"You can't just jump into it and think you're gonna be able to keep up with everyone else, you gotta build up a tolerance first, like start with the cheap knockoff stuff first, then when you can knock that back with no problem you can move on to the good stuff," Dana said.

"You sound like you have plenty of experience in that department yourself," Chris said.

"I have more than enough, but I know my limits. I'm not gonna go challenge the drinking champion when I know I won't even get close to winning."

Becky came back into the room, and just like Dana said, she had liquor, but she didn't just have the one bottle, she brought it all, like Ashley said. She was carrying seven bottles and a six pack of Bed Light in the room on what looked like a serving tray, I guess they really know her.

"Time for a new drinking game, and everyone's drinking this time, even you Randy!" Becky said.

"Nah that's ok, we all still have to drive home anyway, we can't get drunk!" I said.

"We're not gonna get drunk, we're just gonna take sips at a time, but only if it applies to you."

"Only if what applies to me?"

"The game we're about to play, no who wants what? I'm keeping the full bottle of Tequila."

"I'll take what's left of the other bottle of Tequila," Rita said.

"The Jack Daniels is mine, give that here," Ashley said reaching for the bottle.

"Give me the Bacardi since noone here can stand to drink it but me," Dana said.

"I'll take the Hypnotiq, I like how it looks like the blue from the bomb pop," Stephanie said.

"I guess I got the leftovers then, Greygoose it is," Carina said.

"Randy I figured you might not drink, but I brought a bottle of Hennessey and some Pa..."

"I'll take the Hennessey, Randy's not gonna wanna drink it anyway," Chris interrupted.

"Hey man you don't know, I might've wanted that!" I said.

"Ok then, what's Hennessey?"

"It's... it's that one thing... man I don't care, just give me the six pack!"

Becky gave everyone their bottle and climbed back in the hot tub. "Ok the game is called "Never Have I Ever", it's real simple, we go around in a circle with each person and that person has to say something they never did, and if you have done whatever they said you have to take a drink, easy right? Randy you have to take more than sip since you have beer."

"That's cool, but how am I supposed to get used to liquor if I don't drink it?"

"Remember what I said earlier? Start with the cheap knockoff stuff first then work your way up, this stuff is eighty and a hundred proof, it's real strong," Dana said.

"I don't have to drink ALL of it, just a little bit at a time. I don't wanna be the only one without a bottle! What's the last one on the tray?"

"Parrot Bay coconut rum," Becky said.

"That'll work, give it here, I'll just drink it a little bit at a time."

"Look at Randy putting on his big boy pants!" Stephanie teased.

"Go easy on it Randy, it's not as strong but you'll still get drunk off it," Rita said.

"Don't worry, I'm definitely not gonna get drunk, I just wanna slowly get used to it, it's not like we're gonna be drinking all the time so I won't get hooked or anything like that."